Sliced Bread

Sliced Bread…
Whole Wheat And Toasted.
Buttered With Jam,
And Munched.
Either With Tea, Punch…
Or Just Plain Water For Lunch!

Sliced Bread…
With Cheddar Cheese And Tomato.
Add Romaine Lettuce,
Topped With Fried Strips Of Bacon.
This Too Will Certainly Do.

Sliced Bread…
Oatmeal Raisin,
Oven Baked And Fed.

Sliced Bread…
Crumbed To Stuff A Turkey.
And Seasoned To Gobble…
With An Aftertaste On The Tongue,
Deliciously Nutmeged!

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