Aisa Kalyug Aa Hi Gaya
Ramchandra Kah Gaye Siya Se Aisa: Kalyug Ayega, . . . . . . Car Cash Pe Lega Har Indian, Aur Petrol Pe Loan

Kya Cheez Hai Aakhir Ye Insaan
Insan Ki Soch Bhi Ajeeb Hai, Kamyabi Mile To Apni Akal Par Naaz Karta Hai, Aur Jab Musibat Aaye To Apne Naseeb Ko

How Many Cats Will You Have?
Teacher: "If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?" Pappu: "Seven Sir" Teac

Ye To Vakiye Hi Sochne Wali Baat Hai
Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya. Pappu: "Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi

My Heart Is Mobile And You Are The SIM
Girl Friend: "My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card" Boy Friend: "I'm Very Happy" Girl Friend: "Don't