Rooth Jaane Ki Aadat Tujhe Kahan Se Aa Gai,
Ei Mareeje Hijra Ye Himmat Kahan Se Aa Gai,
Kal To Kahta Tha Ki Bistar Se Utha Jata Nahin,
Uth Gaya Duniya Se Taakat Kahan Se Aa Gai,
Sone Ka Anda Dene Wala Pati
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene
Toot Gaye Khawab Mere Sare
Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Apni Dukhbhari Aap Beeti Sunate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai
Hamare To Sare Khwab Ussi Din Choor
I Want To Be The President Of America
Santa Singh Call Obama: "I Want To Be The President Of America"
Obama: "Are You Stupid?"
Santa Singh: "Is It Neces
Your Problem Is My Problem
Husband: "Honey, I Have A Problem At Work"
Wife: "Not "I" But "We", We Are Now One, Your Problem Is My Problem"
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Aurat Ek Lajwaab Ajooba Hai, Par…
Qudrat Ne Aurat Ko Ek Lajwaab Ajooba Banaya
Use Duniya Mein Sabse Haseen Banaya
Bhar-Bhar Ke Khubsurti Di
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