Ohh Poor Child
Son To Mom: "Mom Why Is My Cousin Names Diamond?" Mom: "Because Your Aunt Loves Diamonds" Son: "What About Me?"

Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya, Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Ladki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Damki De To Kya Kare
Jab Koi Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Jane Ki Dhamki De, . . . To Uske Maan-Baap Ko Chahiye Ki, Use Ganja Kar Ke Ghar Bitha

I Can See The Whole World In Your Eyes
A Boy Romantically Told His Girlfriend: "I Can See The Whole World In Your Eyes" A Mumbaikar Passing By Asks: "Arey C

Ladayi Ladayi Maaf Karo
Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi. Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola Pa