Raat Beet Jaye To Kahna
Wo Or Yaad Na Aye To Kahna
Ab Or Der Na Kar Chala Ja Is Janha Ko Chor Kar
Jite Ji Nahi Aye To Kya
Teri Kabar Pe Na Aye To Kehna
Baap Ki Asli Khidmat Karna
Pappu Sadak Par Jati Ek Aurat Ko Goor Raha Thha.
Aurat: "Dekhta Kya Hai? Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hun"
Pappu: "To Main
Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho G