Philosophy And Donuts

A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

Her- “it’s Never Too Early For A Hotdog.
Me- “my God We Are Descending Into
Philosophy And It Isn’t Even Ten Am Yet
Her- “it’s Never Too Early For Philosophy.
Me- “it Is Usually To Late.”

She Hands Me My Hotdog And Looks Directly
At Me With Unearthly Pale Blue Eyes.
Her- “do You Know Where The Condiments Are?
Me- “yes I Practically Live Here. My Joke Is That I Am In An Experiment To See If A Human
Can Live On Hotdogs Alone. It’s For Nasa, The Manned Mission To Mars.

Her- “it Seems To Be Working So Far.
Several Minutes Later, Driving Away, I Think
If I Were Thirty Years Younger And A Foot Taller
I Would Be In Love

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02 Sep 2008 No Comment 1

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