Nahi Milte Woh Jinhe Hum Chahte Hain Aakhir Kyun
Khwabo Me Rah Jatein Hain Yaadein Aakhir Kyun
Zinda Hote Hue Bhi Jeene Ki Chah Nahi
Unke Jate Hi Ye Gazab Hua To Hua Aakhir Kyun
Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls
Boys: "Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls"
Girl: "Any Proof?"
Boy: "You Always Say Intelligents, But You Never Say In
Maaro, Aur Maro Is Bevkoof Ko
Preeto Pregnant Thhi Aur Usko Test Se Pata Chala Ki Ladka Hone Wala Hai,
Par Uske Agle Din Hi Wo Apne Pati Santa Ki
Biwi Marne Ki Saza Bas Itni Si?
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha.
Santa
Aajkal Ke Bikhari
Santa Road Par Chal Raha Tha Raaste Mein Use Ek Bhikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: "Aye Bhai Ek Rupaya De De, Teen Din Se Bhukh
Ladko Pe Vishwas Kara Hi Nahi Ja Sakta
Greatest Insult Of Boys In Zoology Lab.
A Student Complaind: "Sir, Mera Mendak Pregnant Hai"
Sir Replied Angrily: