My Suicidal Candy

There’s Candy Everywhere
Littering The Floor
My Candy Openers Still Here
The Bottle’s Near The Door

And So To Open That Candy,
The Opener Had To Touch My Wrist
And Out Flowed Wonderful Things
My Twizzlers, And My Licorice

And Little Pills Of Chocolate
M&M’s, Can’t You See?
A Bottle Of A Magic Fruit Punch
All This Candy Is For Me

More Fruit Roll Up
Go Down My Arm
More White Skittles
They Are My Charm

And I Keep Slipping,
With My Opener Knife
Oh Butterfingers!
Life Savers With No Life

Keep ‘em Coming Hands
More Jub Jubs, More Twix
More Chocolate Coated Apples
Now They Are My Fix.

And I Know What You’re Thinking
How Can She Eat So Much Candy?
But Don’t Worry, I Won’t Be Long
But They Do Come In Handy.

Because Now I’ve Escaped
Now I’ve Tricked Thee
I’m Leaving This Awful World
And Taking My Suicidal Candy.

More Shayari by Cena Rose
27 Jun 2008 No Comment

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