My Huge Mistake

I Used To Be A Manager At Walgreen’s
And Of Course Customer Service Was First
I Did My Best To Make Everyone Happy
But I Had One Day That Was The Worst

I Was Running A Cash Register
We Were Really Busy That Day
If I Remember Correctly It Was Around A Holiday
I Should Have Just Been A Stocker

A Woman Came Through My Line
I Could Tell She Was A Foreigner
She Was Very Pleasant Throughout The Transaction
Until The End When Her Mood Was Altered

She Gave Me Her Credit Card
As A Policy We Looked At The Name
I Don’t Remember Her First Name
But Her Last One Has Burned In My Brain

The Spelling Was Not What It Sounds Like
In English It’s Not Very Nice
I’ll Spell It Out For You
And I’m Sure You Will Figure It Out

S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D Was The Way It Was Spelled
And Being So Busy That Day
I Thanked Her Just As I Read It
And After Saying It Knew I Made A Huge Mistake

She Snatched It Out Of My Hand
And Glared At Me With Contempt
It’s Pronounced Shi-Todd
And Out The Door She Went

Needless To Say I Was Quite Embarrassed
Because Every Other Customer Around
Heard Me Call This Lady
Something Very Profound
I Told The Store Manager Of My Mistake
In Case This Lady Called In
He Told Me Not To Worry About It
For He Had Done The Same Thing Last Week.

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