My Home Remedies

I Was Reading The Paper Today
A Bit About Home Remed-Ies
I’d Make Some To Sell On E-Bay
After All, How Hard Could It Be?

I Went Scouting About In The Park
And Found The Items I Need
Dandelion, Foxglove And Tree Bark
And Other Varieties Of Weeds

I Boiled All This Up In A Wok
With Feverfew And Lem-On Grass
I Then Cooled And Siphoned The Lot
Into Bottles Of Navy Blue Glass

I Sold It For Ten Quid A Jar
As A Slimming Aid If You Are Stout
Ingrown Toenails And Nasal Catarrh
And A Cure For Scabies And Gout

I Didn’t Know How It Would Go
But I Managed To Sell All My Jars
All I Can Think Is It Just Goes To Show
How Gullible Some People Are

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09 Jul 2016 No Comment 1

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