Jo Tumko Ho Pasand, Vahi Baat Kahenge
Jo Tumko Ho Pasand, Vahi Baat Kahenge,
Tum Din Ko Agar Raat Kaho, To Raat Kahenge,
Tum Zamin Ko Agar Aasma Kaho To
Main Wo Nahi Jo Badal Jaau
Main Wo Nahi Ki, Shaadi Hui Aur Badal Gaya.
Mera Wahi Mizaj, Wahi Zazba Hai.
Shaadi Se Pehle Bhi Mujhe, Shaadi Ka
Pee Ke Padhne Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai
Ek Ladka Daaru Pee Kar Ghar Aaya.
Dad Ki Maar Se Bachne Ek Liye Laptop Khol Kar Padhne Lag Gaya.
Dad: "Pee Ke Aaya
Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?
Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: "Tujhe Kaisa Pati
Baat To Santa Ne Sahi Boli Thi
Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha
Madam: "Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kaha
wah wah…..