Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey

Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho
Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho
Walls Ki Icecream Ho,,,,Polka Ki Coan Ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Puraney Dhead Ho..
Ek Bhut Bari Phateeek Hooo.
Tum Aurangi,Tum Kaurangi,Tum Hi Ho Meri Nagan Chourangi.

Lyari Ki Tum Gandh Ho, Manhora Ki Tum Thand Ho, Kimarri Ka Tum Band Ho.
Tum Kharadar . Tum Meethadar Tum Hi Goli Maar Ho, Apni Dhoti Aur Shalwar Ho.

Mera Nanek Wara Tum…Mera Patel Para Tum, Mera Chakya Wara Tum
Mera Bhaisoo Ka Bara Ho Tum, 2 Ka Pahara Ho Tum, Gujra Wala Ka Akhara Ho Tum,,,,,Aur Apney Hi Pajamey Ka Nara Ho Tum

Aur Tum Musa Lane Mein….Tum Jetlane Mein…Tum Ransho Lane Mein…Tum Jacab Lane Mein….Aur Tum Hi Khalat Lane Mein!

Meri Kupi Tum,,,Meri Chars Tum,,Meri Saifullah Key Addey Ki Sulfi Tum..
Meri Khadar…Tum Merey Liya Thaat Hoo,,,,,Merey Liya Hydrabad Ki Bhambat Hoo.

Tum Hi Chewra…Tum Hi Nukti Daney…Tum Hi Halwa Soun Ho
Tum Hi Ghutka ….Tum Hi Mainporri……Tum Hi Mix Pati Ka Paan Ho
Kaisye Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Kaun Hoo

Lalu Khet Mein Rhetey Ho Tum……Defence Ka Khetey Ho Tum
Larkyoo Ko Lambi Lambi Chortein Ho Tum…
Aray Hamesha Sey Ho Khuar Tum…..Ho Sardiyoon Ka Bukhar Tum
Shikaar Pur Ka Achar Tum……..Pehswar Ki Naswaaar Tum….

Sawad Ka Meva Ho Tum..Khanpur Ka Khoya Ho Tum
Multan Ha Halwa Ho Tum….Matyari Ka Mawa Ho Tum

Bhawalpur Ka Doodh Ho ……Larkanney Ka Amrood Ho
Thatta Ki Rabri Ho………..Tandoadam Ki Kakri Hoooo..
Aur Kisi Hindua Ki Chitah Ki Lakri Ho.

Aur Aur Pia Ka Chahaz Ho….Jo Kabeh Waqt Per Nahi Milti Wo Parwaaz Ho
Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Payaz Ho……..
Aur Is Mehangai Key Daur Mein Sawa Rupey Ki Nayaz Ho..

Aur
Mera Aghaz Tum…Mera Anjam Tum….Mera Public Evening Speacial…Mera Perjam Tum ..Mera Awam Tum…Tum Hi Omet..Tum Hi Jurat……..Tum Hi Jisarat…Tum Hi Naw-E-Waqt………..
Jung Ho Aman Ho Khabreyin Ho Ya Dawan Ho
Kaisye Batao Mein Tum Key Tum Merey Liye Kaun Ho…

Aur Ye Young Generation Keliye Ab….

Mein Rukta Bus Tum Ko Hooo,,,,,,Mein Tukta Bus Tum Ko Hooo
Mein Kadta Bus Tum Ko Hooo,,,,,,,Mein Bhoukta Bus Tum Hooo
Tum Hi Mera Kal They …….Tum Hi Mera Ajj Hoooooooo
Tum Hi Marshallah,,Tum Hi Jamureat,,Tum Hi Governer Raaj Hoo.

Aur
Meri T.T Tum…..Mera Mauzer Tum
Mera Repeater Tum..Mera Rocket Launcher Tum
Tum Hi Meri Klishenkoof Ho Tum Hi Meri Soooch Hooo
Merey Pao Ko Mooch Hoooo….9 Rupey Wali Coach Hooo

Her Vespa Mein Tum…..Her Rakshay Mein Tum
Taxi Mein Tum….Mazda Mein Tum….Truck Mein Tum…Traller Mein Tum
Meri Honda 50 Ho Tum…Meri 70 Tum………..Lahore Ka Tanga Ho Tum..
Sakhar Ki Suzuki Ho Tum.
Aur Kiya Batoo Meri Jaan Tum Sab Merey Lya Kiya Hoooo
Aray Tum To Poora Pakistan Hoooo
Karachi Ki Jaaaaan Hooooo
Shers.In Ki Pehchaan Hooooooo.

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