Johnny Walker

Mind If I Join You?
The Name’s Johnny Walker.’
He Extended His Hand.
He Was Tall And Gaunt –
Six Foot Something
And Thin As A Pretzel.
‘visiting The Wife.
Poor Old Thing
Had A Fall Last Week.
Mind You,
She’s Pretty Good For 93.’

‘excuse Me, John,
But How Old Are You? ’

‘i Was Ninety Last Birthday.’

I Couldn’t Believe It.
Sure, There Were A Few
Liver Spots On His Face
And His Dentures
Were Rather Large –
But 90!

‘hearing’s Pretty Poor
These Days.
Damn Nuisance.’

He Spoke Of Jazz –
Played Piano
From Ear.
Loved Coltraine And Bill Evans.
Rattled Off A String Of Titles.

Then Just Before He Left
He Mentioned
(Quite Casually)
The Tiger Moth
He’d Flown On His 90th Birthday.

‘hadn’t Been In One Since The War.
Such A Thrill To Loop The Loop Again.’

He Left Shortly Afterward.
Strode Down The Corridor,
Hands Clasped Firmly Behind His Back.
Johnny Walker.
Quite A Man

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