Jo Mujhe Massage Na Kare

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Cpu Ka Fan Jal Jaaye

Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle
Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen

Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De
Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen

Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye
Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye

Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye
Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye

Aur Aur Aur Bas Itna Cafeee Hai
Itne Mein To Tum Zaroor Ek Massage Kar Doge

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