Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke

Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal
Daavat Ki Maulavi Ki Tab Aayaa Use Khayaal

Murdaar Murg Ki Hui Mullaah Ko Jab Khabar
Saaraa Badan Sulag Uthaa, Gaalib Huaa Jalaal

Kahane Lage Khilaaoge Mam Gosht?
Tum Ko Nahin Zaraa Bhi Shariyat Ka Kuchh Khayaal

Murdaar Gosht To Shariyat Men Hai Haraam
Jab Tak Na Zibaah Kijiye, Hotaa Nahin Halaal

Fatavaa Jab Apanaa Maulavi Saahab Sunaa Chuke
Jhunjhalaa Ke Khan Ne Kiyaa Tab Un Se Ye Sawaal

Kaisi Hai Aap Ki Ye Shariyat Bataaiye
Bande Ko Kar Diyaa Hai Khudaa Se Bhi Baa-Kamaal

Allaah Jis Ko Maar De, Ho Jaaye Vo Haraam
Bande Ke Haath Jo Mare, Ho Jaaye Vo Halaal

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