Police Wala Samajh Ke Najayaz Fayda To Mat Uthao
Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: "Itne Kam Number

Tere Ashiq Hazar
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: "Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho" Pat

Akhir Ye Julam Kab Tak Chalega
Bete Ne Rote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha: "Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho, Waise Dadaji Bhi Aapko Marte The Kya?" Baap: "H

Santa To Maths Mein Pakka Paas Hai
Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha, Teacher: "5 - 5, Kitne Hue?" Santa Chup Chaap Baitha Raha Aur Kuchh Nahi Bola

Ye Tarif Thi Ya Beizzati
Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Bus Stand Par Bus Ki Wait Kar Raha Tha. Ladka Girlfriend Ko Jealous Feel Karane Ke