Jas Di First Date

Jas Saj Sanwar Ke Ajj,
Dekho Date Layi Aaya Si,
Lag Reha Si Khush Bada,
One Kala Suit Ajj Paya Si…

Pehli Date Si Eh Os Di,
Ess Layi Ajj Kaafi Oh Nervous Si,
Dil Di Dhadkan Ho Rahi Si Tez,
Naale Kamb Rahiyan Si Tanga Jas Di…

Mein Lei Gaya Osnu 5 Star Hotel Te,
Meri Jeb Ch Ajj Bahut Maal Si,
Apni Izzat Da Sawaal Si Ajj,
Aakhir Ik Kudi Jo Mere Naal Si…

Shuru Ho Gaya Saada Love Scene,
Jas Taan Os Nu Vekhan Ch Leen Si,
Mein Taan Manga Litti Lassi Apne Layi,
Per Oh Te Yaaro Pepsi Di Shokeen Si…

Ji Bhar Ke Mein Order Kitta,
Os Kudi Nu Mein Poora Rajaya Si,
Sab Wadiya Chal Reha Si,
Achanak Waiter Bill Lei Aaya Si…

Mein Wi Si Poore Josh De Wich,
Style Naal Mein Jeb Ch Hath Paaya Si,
Udd Gaye Osi Waqt Tote Mere,
Syapa…!!! Mein Purse Nahi Leyaya Si…

Ki Karan Mein Sochan Lagya,
Ethe Taan Koi Jaankaar Wi Nahi Si,
Kiven Karanga Mein Payment Yaaron,
Ajj Jas Kol Credit Card Wi Nahi Si…

Mein Karan Laga Os Rabb Nu Yaad,
Jinnu Kinne Chir Ton Mein Bhulaya Si,
Mere Rabb Ne Sun Litti Meri,
Achanak Othe Ik Farishta Aaya Si…

Mainu Vekh Oh Bhajda Aaya,
Khushi Naal Mainu One Gal La Litta Si,
Munda Si Oh Mere Chache Da,
Mere Hotel Da Bill One Bhar Ditta Si…

Mileya Si Mein Onu Kayin Saalan Baad,
Ajj Oh Mere Layi Rabb Da Roop Ban Aaya Si,
Kenda Kuj Hor Chahida Hai Veere,
Mein Keha Haan Jas Kol Jaan Joga Kiraya Ni…

One Kaddeya Purse Ose Waqt,
Te Chupchap Mainu 500 Da Note Fadaya Si,
Majboor Si Mein Wi Bahut Hi Jyada,
Es Karke Chupchap Mein Oh Jeb Ch Paaya Si…

Chadaan Laga Jad Kudi Nu Auto Utte,
Te Yaaro Osne Mainu Hug Wi Kitti Si,
Khilar Gaya Jas Enne Wich,
Upron Osne Taan Kiss Wi Kar Ditti Si…

Kendi Pher Kad Miloge Mainu,
Shayad Oh Ker Rahi Dooji Date Di Tyaari Si,
Mein Keha Sochna Payega Kyunki, Jas Nu
Taan Pei Gayi Apni Pehli Date Hi Bhaari Si…

Chali Gayi Oh Bye Bye Kendi,
Mein Wi Onu Wekh Hath Hilaya Si,
Jad Ho Gayi Oh Akhan To Ojhal,
Pher Mein Apne Layi Auto Bulaya Si…

Pahunch Gaya Aakhir Apne Ghar,
Hun Jas Rabb Da Shukar Manaunda Si,
Nahi Karni Eho Ji Galti Agli Date Te,
Jas Hath Apne Kanna Nu Laaunda Si…

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  1. Amit says:

    jhakkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass….
    awesome…..
    kaim………..

    no comparison…. out of the world…
    u rocks man…
    keep it up…!!

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