Jab Se Tujhe Patane Ka Main Ne Project Liya

Kal Jo Do Char Logo Ne Tere Husan Ki Tareef Kar Di
Tujh Main To Tewar Aa Gaya
Hamare Pyaar Ke Program Main Achanak Run-Time Error Aa Gaya
Tere Pyaar Ke Virus Ne Mere Dil Ko Loot Liya
Tera Naam Un Par Se Nahi Hata
Main Ne Dil Ke System Ko Kayi Baar Reboot Kia
Jab Se Tera Chehra Dekha Main To Kahin Kho Gaya
Tera Deewana Mera Yeh Mann Ho Gaya
Dil Ka Processor Tab Se Slow Ho Gaya
Pentium Four Tha Ab Pentium One Ho Gaya
Tune Mujhe Chun Ke Apne Doosre Aashikon Ko Looooser Banaya
Tune Mujhe Apne System Ka Hole Soul User Banaya
Tune Mujhe Apne Dil Se Delete Kia
Doosron Se Ja Ke Tune Meet Kia
Main Ne Bhi Ja Ke Ladkiyon Se Flirt Kia
Tujhe Recycle Bin Main Dal Ke Un Ko Dil Main Insert Kia
Main Tere Beutiful Cabinet Pe Mar Gaya
Par Jab Tera Corrupt Processor Aur Hard Disk Dekha
Main Apne Life Cycle Ko Le Kar Dar Gaya
Jab Se Tujhe Patane Ka Main Ne Project Liya
Sari Girlfriends Ne Mujhe Reject Kia
Mere Ghar Walon Ne Bhi Mujhe Sack Kia
Teri Deewangi Ne Meri Khushiyon Ko Hai Hack Kia
Sham Se Aank Main Naami Si Thi
Bas Aankh Main Machar Chala Gaya Tha
Yeh Mat Samajh Lena Ke Teri Kami Thi

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