Proud To Be A Punjabi
A Punjabi Boy Wrote An Essay About Punjabi's Syaapa Is A One Word Definition Of Any Disaster For Punjabi's. Punjab

Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi
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Duniya Gol Hai, Aaj Sabit Ho Gaya
Duniya Gol Hai? Saboot Chahiye? Lo Hazir Hai Cockroach Rat Se Darta Hai, Rat Cat Se, Cat Dog Se, Dog Aadm

Kitni Acchi Lagti Hoon?
Patni Ne Shadi Ke Do Saal Bad Apne Pati Se Ek Raat Ko Puchha. Patni: "Main Aapko Kitni Acchi Lagti Hoon?" Pati: "B

What Is Kalmuaah
According To William Sexfear Research If "Muaahh" Is A Kiss.. Then "Kalmuaah" Is A Promise To Kiss Tomorrow.