If A Packet Hits A Picket On A Socket On A Port

If A Packet Hits A Picket On A Socket On A Port,
And The Bus Is Interrupted As A Very Last Resort,

And The Adress Of The Memory Make Your Floppy Disk Abort,
Then The Socket Packet Pocket Had An Error To Report,

If Your Cursor Find A Menu Item Followed By A Dash,
And The Double-Click Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash,

And Your Dara Is Corrupted Cause The Index Doesn’t Hash,
Then Your Situation’s Hopeless And Your System’s Gonna Crash

If The Label On The Cable On The Table At Your House,
Says The Netowrk Is Connected To The Button On Your Mouse,

But Your Packet Want To Tunnel On Another Protocol,
That’s Repeatedly Rejectsed Bu The Printer Down The Hall,

And Your Screen Is All Distorted By The Side Effects Of Gauss,
So Your Icons In The Window Are As Wavy As A Souse,

Then You May As Well Reboot And Go Out With A Bang,
Cause As Sure As I’m A Port, The Sucker’s Gonna Hang

When The Copy Of Your Gloppy’s Getting Sloppy On The Disk,
And The Microcode Instructions Cause Unnecessary Risk,

Then You Have To Flash Your Memory And You’ll Want To Ram Your Rom,
Quickly Turn Off The Computer And Be Sure To Tell Your Mom

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