Jaanwaro Se Hamesha Pyar Karo
Santa Ke Ghar Mein Billi Rehti Thhi, Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya. Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahu

Biwi Ko Door Karne Ka Best Tareeka
Patni Pati Se Chipakte Hue Boli. Patni: "Main Tumhare Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakti Hun." Pati: "Achha, To Kya Tum Mere

Bechare Raavan Ki Samsya
Rawan Loose Motion Hone Par Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai. Rawan: "Doctor, Mujhe Bahut Saalo Se Loose Motion Ho Rahe Hai."

Pappu Ki Shaadi Mein Jaroor Aana
Pappu Apne Baap (Santa) Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehne Laga. Pappu: "Papa, Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai." Santa: "Beta, Kis Se?"

Paisi Bacha Ke Kya Karega Santa?
Ek Baar Santa Tailor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai. Santa: "Bhai Pent Ki Silwai Kitni Hai?" Tailor: "Ji 150 Rupa