Akal Badi Ya Bhains?
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Baap: "Akal Badi Ya Bhains?"
Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha A
Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"
Pappu: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
Aaj To Bas Ghar Aane Ki Der Hai
Ek Ladki Ko Ek Anjan Number Se Call Aayi, Usne Phone Uthaya To Aage Se Ek Ladka Bola.
Ladka: "Kya Tumhara Koi Boyfrie
Height Of Confusion
Height Of Confusion:
A Boy Listening Extremely Sad Song And Thinking,
"Sali... Kon Si Wali Ko Yaad Karoon Yaar"
Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost Ko
Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne Apne Khas Dosto Ke Liye Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai,
Gaur Farmayiga,
Rabba Dukh Na De
Sheeshe wangu tut k choor ho jana, asi waqt de hathon majboor ho jana. Rona tuci b ae sanu yaad karke, jdon asi iss duniya toh dur ho jana.