Add Wife, Have Life – Awesome Thought Of William Sexfear
If You Marry One Woman, She Will Fight With You. But If You Marry 2 Women, They Both Will Fight For You. Add Wife,

Mera Beta Bada Hokar Kya Banega?
Santa Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Unse Puchta Hai. Santa: "Baba Ji Mujhe Kaise Pata Chal Sakta Hai Ki Mera Beta

India Is The Only Country
India Is The Only Country Where Distance Is Measured In Minutes Per Hours. Example: "Bas Yaar 5 Minute Ka Hi Rasta Ha

Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi, Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi, Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam Se Off

Difference Between Good & Bad Teacher
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard, But A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall And Shouts.