Fur Coat Toupee

I Had A Moth Eaten Fur Coat
That Had Seen A Much Better Day
I Think It Was Made From A Goat
I Thought It Might Sell On E-Bay

I Chopped It Up Into Small Squares
And Hoped For Some Gullible Mugs
To Bald Men Without Any Hair
They’d Make Smart Believable ‘rugs’

I Sold Quite A Few At The Start
My Plan Was Going Quite Well
But Then Really It All Fell Apart
When I Received This Abusive Email:

“i Tried This Thing On, As You Do..
It Looked Like A Greasy Black Rat
When I Went For A Walk By The Zoo
I Was Followed Back Home By A Yak”

I Gave All These Guys My Cash Float
I Just Couldn’t Take All The Abuse
I Then Found The Label For My Fur Coat
It Said “ninety Nine Per Cent Moose”

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26 Jun 2008 No Comment 2

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