Can’t Afford Both
Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:
Dear Dad,
I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Ca
Budhon Ko Sikhana Itna Asaan Kahaan
Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola
Bechare Sharabi Ki Sharadha
Ek Sharaabi Ki Jyada Daru Pine Ki Wajah Se Maut Ho Gayi
Lekin Uski Daru Ke Prati Shradha To Dekho,
Wo Mar Ke Bhi Y
Akal Badi Ya Bhains?
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Baap: "Akal Badi Ya Bhains?"
Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha A
Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"
Pappu: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"