Har Dum Lad Padta Hun Tumse,
Mat Socho Pyaar Nahi Karta;
Main Beta Hun Tumhara ,
Ruth Sakta Hun Mukar Nahi Sakta.
Baat Baat Pe Tok Ta Hun,
Anushaashan Ki Zid Main Karta Hun;
Main Tumko Chidhate Dekh Sakta Hun,
Par Marte Dekh Nahi Sakta.
I Want To Be The President Of America
Santa Singh Call Obama: "I Want To Be The President Of America"
Obama: "Are You Stupid?"
Santa Singh: "Is It Neces
Your Problem Is My Problem
Husband: "Honey, I Have A Problem At Work"
Wife: "Not "I" But "We", We Are Now One, Your Problem Is My Problem"
Hu
Aurat Ek Lajwaab Ajooba Hai, Par…
Qudrat Ne Aurat Ko Ek Lajwaab Ajooba Banaya
Use Duniya Mein Sabse Haseen Banaya
Bhar-Bhar Ke Khubsurti Di
Hirni
Definition Of A Boss
Definition Of A Boss:
"Boss Is A Person Who Thinks That Nine Women Together Can Produce A Baby In One Month"