Ek Din Main Delhi Pahuncha

Ek Din Main Delhi Pahuncha
Station Pe Ek Coolie Se Bahar Jane Ka Rasta Pooncha
Coolie Ne Kaha Bahar Jaake Poocho
Maine Khud Hi Rasta Doondh Liya

Bahar Jaake Taxiwale Se Pooncha
Bhai Saab Aagre Ka Kitna Loge
Jawab Mila Bechna Nahi Hai
Taxi Chod Maine Bus Pakad Li

Conductor Se Pooncha Ji Kya Mein Cigarette Pi Sakta Hoon
Wo Gurrra Kar Bola Hargiz Nahi Yaha Cigarette Pina Mana Hai
Maine Kaha Par Wo Janab To Pi Rahe Hai
Phir Se Gurrrraya  Usne Mujhse Pooncha Nahi Hai

Aagre Pahucha Hotel Gaya
Manager Se Kaha  Mujhe Room Chahiye Satve Manzil Pe
Manager Ne Kaha Rahane Ke Liye Ya Koodne Ke Liye
Room Pahucha Waiter Se Kaha Ek Paani Ka Gilas Milega

Usne Jawab Diya  Nahi Sahab Yaha To Saare Kanch Ke Milte Hai
Hotel Se Nikla Dost Ke Ghar Jaane Ke Liye
Raste Me Ek Sahab Se Pooncha Janab
Ye Sadak Kaha Ko Jaati Hai

Janab Hans Kar Bole  Peechle Bees Saal Se Dekh
Rahan Hoon Yahi Padi Haikahin Nahin Jaati
Dost Ke Ghar Pahucha To Mujhe Dekhte Hi Chownk Pada
Usne Poocha Kaise Aana Hua?

Ab Tak To Mujhe Bhi Aadat Pad Gayi Thi
Maine Bhi Jawab Diya Train Se
Meri Aaobhagat Karne Ke Liye Dost Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha
Areeee Sunti Ho Mera Dost Pehli Baar Ghar Aaya Hai Uuse Kuch Taja

Taja Khilao Sunte Hi Bhabhiji Ne Ghar Ki Sari
Khidkiya Aur Darwaje Khol Diye
Kaha Taji Hawa Kha Lijiye
Dost Ne Phir Se Badi Pyar Se Biwi Se Kaha

Areeee Sunti Ho! Inhe Jara Apna Chalis Saal
Purana Aachar To Dikhana
Bhabiji Ek Batli Me Rakha Aachar Le Aayi
Maine Bhi Apnapan Dikhate Hue Bhabiji Se Kaha

Bhabhiji Aachar Sirf Dikhayengi Chakhayengi Nahi
Bhabiji Ne Taak Jawab Diya
Yuhi Agar Sab Ko Chakhati To Aachar Chalis Saal
Purana Kaise Hota?

Thodi Der Baad Dekha Bhabiji Apne Grandson Ko Soola Rahi Thi
Saath Me Lori Bhi Ga Rahi Thi Diploma So Ja Diploma So Ja
Lori Soon Mein Hairan Hua Aur Dost Se Poocha
Yaar Ye Diploma Kya Hai

Dost Ne Jawab Diya Mere Grandson Ka Naam
Beti Bambai Gayi Thi Diploma Lene Ke Liye Aur Saath Mein Ise Le Aayi
Isiliye Hamne Iska Naam Diploma Rakh Diya
Phir Maine Pooncha Aajkal Tumhari Beti Kya Kar Rahi Hai
Dost Ne Jawab Diya Bambai Gayi! Hai Degree Lene Ke Liye

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