Vakeel Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka
Court Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Thha, Vakeel Ko Bahas Karte Dekh Ke Judge Bola.
Judge: "Tum Apni Limit Cross Kar Rahe Ho
Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls
Boys: "Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls"
Girl: "Any Proof?"
Boy: "You Always Say Intelligents, But You Never Say In
Maaro, Aur Maro Is Bevkoof Ko
Preeto Pregnant Thhi Aur Usko Test Se Pata Chala Ki Ladka Hone Wala Hai,
Par Uske Agle Din Hi Wo Apne Pati Santa Ki
Biwi Marne Ki Saza Bas Itni Si?
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha.
Santa
Aajkal Ke Bikhari
Santa Road Par Chal Raha Tha Raaste Mein Use Ek Bhikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: "Aye Bhai Ek Rupaya De De, Teen Din Se Bhukh