Do You Want To Be Like Them?

Dye Your Hair,
Streak Some Blonde Through It.
Lower Your Top,
Show More Flesh Than Necessary.

Put On That Blue Eye Shadow;
The One Everyone Is Wearing These Days.
Trowel It On So Everyone Will Notice.
Make A Phone Call

And Laugh At All The People Who Don’t Look Like You.
Put On Some Lip Gloss Add A Second Coat.
A Third A Fourth Heck, Use Half The Bottle.
Spritz A Bit Of That Celebrity’s Perfume.

Pick Out The Black Leather Jacket
And The Gladiator Sandals.
Take A Shot Of Vodka
And Put A Fag In Your Mouth.

Admire The Effect In The Mirror.
The Natural Brown
Is Just Visible Under The Blonde.
Your Boobs Are Half Out The Top,

You Look Like A Ho.
You Immediately Hate The Blue Shadow.
If You’re Honest, You Preferred The
Subtle Grey.

Your Phone’s Ringing.
You’re Not Answering.
The Lip Gloss Feels
Sticky On Your Lips.

In Fact It Feels Awful.
The Perfume Gives You A Headache
And The Jacket And Shoes Look
Ridiculous.

The Vodka And Cigarette
Have Left A Nasty Taste
In Your Mouth.
You Hate The Whole Effect

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