Din Kya Raat Kya So Gaya Hoon Mein
Bahut Thak Gaya Hoon Ruk Gaya Hu Me
Anjaam-E-Ishq Se Guzar Gaya Hu Me
Kya Haal Poochte Ho Dosto Se Mera
Zinda Kaha Hu Ab Mar Gaya Hu Me
Pee Ke Padhne Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai
Ek Ladka Daaru Pee Kar Ghar Aaya.
Dad Ki Maar Se Bachne Ek Liye Laptop Khol Kar Padhne Lag Gaya.
Dad: "Pee Ke Aaya
Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?
Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: "Tujhe Kaisa Pati
Baat To Santa Ne Sahi Boli Thi
Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha
Madam: "Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kaha
Ajnabi Logo Se Baat Nahi Karni Chahiye
Pappu Train Mein Safar Kar Raha Tha. Usne Samne Khade Aadmi Ki Jeb Mein Haath Dala.
Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Ch
Santa Ki Research, Balle Balle
Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.
Santa: "Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!"
Makkhi Nahi Udi...
Fir Bola.