Dil Ye Chahta Hai Kay Jab Aankh Khulay Saamne Tum Ho
Dil Ye Chahta Hai Kay Jab Aankh Khulay Saamne Tum Ho
Dil Ye Chahta Hay Kay Main Jab Neend Main Hoon Khuwab Main Tum Ho
Dil Ye Chahta Hai Tum Meri Saans Main Har Aas Main Tum Ho
Dil Ye Chahta Hai Meri Yaad Main Faryad Main Tum Ho
Nikal Hi Lenge Jaise-Taise
Santa Ki Biwi Bahut Jyada Bimaar Hone Ki Wajah Se 1 Mahine Se Hospital Mein Admit Thi.
Doctor Ne Santa Ko Himaat Dete
Bachho Ko Pyaar Kara Karo
Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.
Maa: "Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?"
Baap Ka Idea Vakiye Hi Mast Hai
Adam Khor Baap-Beta Shikaar Pe Gaye.
Ek Patali Si Aurat Ko Dekh Kar Bete Ne Puchha: "Papa Ise Kha Le?"
Baap: "Nahi
Kisi Ko Tang Karne Ka Brand New Style
Unknown Number Se Ek Phone Aya: "Hello, Fridge Chal Raha Hai?"
Aadmi: "Haan Chal Raha Hai, Aap Kaun?"
Caller: "To