Dil Bhi Karta Hai Yaad Chupke Tujhe
Naam Laite Nahi Zubaan Per Tera
Kis Se Poochungi Main Khabar Teri
Kaun Batlayega Nishaan Tera
Teri Ruswaiyon Se Darti Hoon Ki Tahaffuz Se
Tujhko Chti Hoon Main Apni Kismat Per Naaz Karti Hoon
Math Is Too Hard For Kids
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
"2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9."
Madam Shayad Pogo Dekhti Thi
Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Student Se Puchha
Teacher: "Tumhare Dad Kya Karte Hai?"
Student: "Mam Hum 14 Bhai-Bahan H
Company Ki Suecess Ka Secret Reason
Bahut Badi Company Ka Assistant Ek Din Apne Boss Se Puchhta Hai.
Assistant: "Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyo
Narak Mein Bhi Aish
Narak Mein Bahut Saare Log Ikathe Hokar Shor Kar Rahe The.
Bhagwaan Ji Gusse Se Yamraj Se Bole: "Ye Log Narak Mein Bh