Saint Shell
Saint Exxon
Saint Chevron:
A New God,
A New Lord,
A New Religion,
Believers Can Afford.
The Old Style Used To Be,
Come To Our Church
If You Thirst For Paradise.
God Is Here;
God Isn’t There;
Heed Our Advice.
The Thought Of God’s Power Being Everywhere,
Was Blaspheme Back Then,
And It’s Not Much Different For Power Today,
As We Contemplate New Sin.
The Lords Of Power Would Have You Believe,
Power Comes From Their Holes In The Ground;
Pay Your Tithe, Beg They Drill,
And Don’t Forget To Bow Down.
As The Wind Blows, And As The Seas Rise,
And As The Sun Comes Shining Through,
Eyes Down, Never Look Around,
And Believe Our Holes Will Save You.

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Kabhi Aansuu Bahaate Hai Kabhi Karte Faryaad
Lagta Hai Jaise Ujri Meri Duniya Hue Hum Barbaad

Konsi Aisi Khata Hui Humse Nahi Jaante Hum
Dua Hai Iss Masoom Ko Karde Dukh Se Aazaad

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Rahata Hoon Sanam Main Yaha Ab Bhi Tere Liye
Jaan Chaahe Le Le Meri Tu Dil Dhadkega Bas Tere Liye

Tere Haatho Merna Mujhe Manjoor Hai
Duniya Mein Esse Bada Kya Dastoor Hai

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Bhagwan Sabka Bala Karna True Fact – Easier To Stay Awake Till 6 AM Desi Juicer Jugaad Lovely Little Cute Princess Anti-Government Protester Offers A Rose To A Soldier Abe Ye Hath Hi Hai Na Slip Out, Slip Out, Please Eye See You – OMG What Is This Sun Or A Smily Face? Engineers Wedding Ring

Green Grass, Blue Skies
Sick People, Sad Goodbyes
Dark Days, Empty Nights
People Dying, Violent Fights
Frightened Kids, Scared Moms

Divorced Parents, Lost Bonds
Starving Children, Bloodthirsty Thugs
Innocent Victims, Kids With Drugs
Devil Worshippers, Constant Crime
Shot Of A Gun, Nothing Is Fine

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Dard Us Ka Hain Dil Be Qarar Hain Hamra
Duniya Kiye Jahain Kiya Rishta Hain Hamara

Us Kay Dard Main Bahla Main Kaisay Khush Raho
Us Kay Chain Main Hi Hain Sakoon Hamara

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Woh Sunkar Hoor Ki Taarif Pardese Nikal Aaye
Kaha Phir Muskurakar Husn-E-Zeba Isko Kehte Hain

Ajal Ka Naam Dushman Doosre Maani Mein Leta Hai
Tumhare Chahne Wale Tamanna Isko Kehte Hain

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Funny Veg Jokes

Himmat Hai Bhai Teri
Shaadi Ke Baad Pati-Patni Mein Jhagda Ho Raha Hota Hai To Patni Kehti Hai. Patni: "Main Ne Tumhe Bina Dekhe Hi Shaadi

Kabhi To Biwi Ko Baksh Do
Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha. Ek Din Santa Apni Patni K

Santa Ki English Waah Bhai Waah
Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha, Teacher: "Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?" Santa: "Eagle."

Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?
Santa Ke Mobile Pe Ek SMS Aaya "Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?" Santa Ne Reply Kiya: "Nahi Main To Ghar Par H

English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi
Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se English Mein Translation Karwa Rahi Thi. Teacher Pappu Se: "Main Teri Jaan Nikal Doongi"

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