Saint Shell
Saint Exxon
Saint Chevron:
A New God,
A New Lord,
A New Religion,
Believers Can Afford.
The Old Style Used To Be,
Come To Our Church
If You Thirst For Paradise.
God Is Here;
God Isn’t There;
Heed Our Advice.
The Thought Of God’s Power Being Everywhere,
Was Blaspheme Back Then,
And It’s Not Much Different For Power Today,
As We Contemplate New Sin.
The Lords Of Power Would Have You Believe,
Power Comes From Their Holes In The Ground;
Pay Your Tithe, Beg They Drill,
And Don’t Forget To Bow Down.
As The Wind Blows, And As The Seas Rise,
And As The Sun Comes Shining Through,
Eyes Down, Never Look Around,
And Believe Our Holes Will Save You.

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Kabhi Aansuu Bahaate Hai Kabhi Karte Faryaad
Lagta Hai Jaise Ujri Meri Duniya Hue Hum Barbaad

Konsi Aisi Khata Hui Humse Nahi Jaante Hum
Dua Hai Iss Masoom Ko Karde Dukh Se Aazaad

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Rahata Hoon Sanam Main Yaha Ab Bhi Tere Liye
Jaan Chaahe Le Le Meri Tu Dil Dhadkega Bas Tere Liye

Tere Haatho Merna Mujhe Manjoor Hai
Duniya Mein Esse Bada Kya Dastoor Hai

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Engineers Wedding Ring That is Not My Wrist Dancing In Rain – Remember These Days Just Want This Clock Right Now Cant Stop Watching This I Would Not Leave You Behind For Anything Looks Like An Engineer’s Heart Kyaaa Tune Koi Aur Set Kar Li Naughty Blowing Bubbles Little Purple Angel In Garden

Green Grass, Blue Skies
Sick People, Sad Goodbyes
Dark Days, Empty Nights
People Dying, Violent Fights
Frightened Kids, Scared Moms

Divorced Parents, Lost Bonds
Starving Children, Bloodthirsty Thugs
Innocent Victims, Kids With Drugs
Devil Worshippers, Constant Crime
Shot Of A Gun, Nothing Is Fine

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Dard Us Ka Hain Dil Be Qarar Hain Hamra
Duniya Kiye Jahain Kiya Rishta Hain Hamara

Us Kay Dard Main Bahla Main Kaisay Khush Raho
Us Kay Chain Main Hi Hain Sakoon Hamara

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Woh Sunkar Hoor Ki Taarif Pardese Nikal Aaye
Kaha Phir Muskurakar Husn-E-Zeba Isko Kehte Hain

Ajal Ka Naam Dushman Doosre Maani Mein Leta Hai
Tumhare Chahne Wale Tamanna Isko Kehte Hain

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Funny Veg Jokes

Beemar Hi To Doctor Ke Pass Jaate Hai
Santa Beemar Tha, Banta Uska Pata Lene Uske Ghar Gaya. Uske Ghar Pahunchte Hi Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha, Banta: "Oy

Insult With A Twist
Santa Subha 6 Baje Uth Kar Teyaar Ha Raha Tha, Preeto Ko Bola Santa: "Preeto Jaldi Se Se Khana Bana De, Aaj 8 Baje Ku

Bas Itni Si Baat Se Darti Hai Pagli?
Pati Subha Teyaar Hokar Office Jane Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar Nikla Hi Tha Ki Patni Ne Shikayat Ke Lahze Mein Bola. Wife:

Definition Of Kiss
Definition Of "Kiss" From The Educational Point Of View: Maths - "Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between Two Lips."

Good Dad, Bad Son
Ek Engineering Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha: No Money, No Fun, Your Son. Kuch Dinon Baad

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