Saint Shell
Saint Exxon
Saint Chevron:
A New God,
A New Lord,
A New Religion,
Believers Can Afford.
The Old Style Used To Be,
Come To Our Church
If You Thirst For Paradise.
God Is Here;
God Isn’t There;
Heed Our Advice.
The Thought Of God’s Power Being Everywhere,
Was Blaspheme Back Then,
And It’s Not Much Different For Power Today,
As We Contemplate New Sin.
The Lords Of Power Would Have You Believe,
Power Comes From Their Holes In The Ground;
Pay Your Tithe, Beg They Drill,
And Don’t Forget To Bow Down.
As The Wind Blows, And As The Seas Rise,
And As The Sun Comes Shining Through,
Eyes Down, Never Look Around,
And Believe Our Holes Will Save You.

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Kabhi Aansuu Bahaate Hai Kabhi Karte Faryaad
Lagta Hai Jaise Ujri Meri Duniya Hue Hum Barbaad

Konsi Aisi Khata Hui Humse Nahi Jaante Hum
Dua Hai Iss Masoom Ko Karde Dukh Se Aazaad

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Dard Us Ka Hain Dil Be Qarar Hain Hamra
Duniya Kiye Jahain Kiya Rishta Hain Hamara

Us Kay Dard Main Bahla Main Kaisay Khush Raho
Us Kay Chain Main Hi Hain Sakoon Hamara

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Ultimate Creativity With Shadow Can I Take A Photo A Mother’s Love Is Always Amazing This Is True Gang Rape What The Love Is Red Betta Fighter Fish This Is How To Handle The Police Dancing In Rain – Remember These Days Jai Bajrang Bali Hey I Love You More Than Anything

Woh Sunkar Hoor Ki Taarif Pardese Nikal Aaye
Kaha Phir Muskurakar Husn-E-Zeba Isko Kehte Hain

Ajal Ka Naam Dushman Doosre Maani Mein Leta Hai
Tumhare Chahne Wale Tamanna Isko Kehte Hain

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Funny Veg Jokes

Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai
Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai Maa Apne Bete Pappu Ko Subah Uthate Hue Boli Maa: "Uth Ja Nalayak, Dekh Suraj Nika

Richman’s Problem, Alwas
Doctor To A Rich Man: "Do You Prefer A Local Anesthesia?" Rich Man: "Nop, I Would Rather Prefer An Imported One"

Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha. Pappu: "Papa, Ye Mother T

Where Is Abu Dabi?
Pathan Interview Dene Jata Hai. Manager Ne Pathan Se Puchha: "Where Is Abu Dabi?" Pathan Bola: "Jis Qabristan Mein

Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya
Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghusa Jaise Hi Tijori Todne Laga Uspe Likha Tha Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Button Dabao Apne Aap

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