Saint Shell
Saint Exxon
Saint Chevron:
A New God,
A New Lord,
A New Religion,
Believers Can Afford.
The Old Style Used To Be,
Come To Our Church
If You Thirst For Paradise.
God Is Here;
God Isn’t There;
Heed Our Advice.
The Thought Of God’s Power Being Everywhere,
Was Blaspheme Back Then,
And It’s Not Much Different For Power Today,
As We Contemplate New Sin.
The Lords Of Power Would Have You Believe,
Power Comes From Their Holes In The Ground;
Pay Your Tithe, Beg They Drill,
And Don’t Forget To Bow Down.
As The Wind Blows, And As The Seas Rise,
And As The Sun Comes Shining Through,
Eyes Down, Never Look Around,
And Believe Our Holes Will Save You.

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Kabhi Aansuu Bahaate Hai Kabhi Karte Faryaad
Lagta Hai Jaise Ujri Meri Duniya Hue Hum Barbaad

Konsi Aisi Khata Hui Humse Nahi Jaante Hum
Dua Hai Iss Masoom Ko Karde Dukh Se Aazaad

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Rahata Hoon Sanam Main Yaha Ab Bhi Tere Liye
Jaan Chaahe Le Le Meri Tu Dil Dhadkega Bas Tere Liye

Tere Haatho Merna Mujhe Manjoor Hai
Duniya Mein Esse Bada Kya Dastoor Hai

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Green Grass, Blue Skies
Sick People, Sad Goodbyes
Dark Days, Empty Nights
People Dying, Violent Fights
Frightened Kids, Scared Moms

Divorced Parents, Lost Bonds
Starving Children, Bloodthirsty Thugs
Innocent Victims, Kids With Drugs
Devil Worshippers, Constant Crime
Shot Of A Gun, Nothing Is Fine

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Dard Us Ka Hain Dil Be Qarar Hain Hamra
Duniya Kiye Jahain Kiya Rishta Hain Hamara

Us Kay Dard Main Bahla Main Kaisay Khush Raho
Us Kay Chain Main Hi Hain Sakoon Hamara

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Woh Sunkar Hoor Ki Taarif Pardese Nikal Aaye
Kaha Phir Muskurakar Husn-E-Zeba Isko Kehte Hain

Ajal Ka Naam Dushman Doosre Maani Mein Leta Hai
Tumhare Chahne Wale Tamanna Isko Kehte Hain

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Funny Veg Jokes

Husband – The Master Of The House?
A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book. He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk

Deewar Pe Aar Paar Dekhne Wali Cheez
Santa Ne Khush Hote Hue Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola Santa: "Maine Ek Aisi Cheez Banai Hai, Jiske Sath Deewar Ke Aar-Paar

A Story With A Moral
Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka Madam: "Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral" Pappu: "Maine Use Phone Kara

Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Soch After Exams
Agar Ladki Ke 90% Marks Aa Jaye To Unki Soch Ladki: "Kamina 2 Marks Aur De Deta To Uska Kya Jata" Aur Agar Ek Ladk

Muh Mein Acha Lagta Hai?
Woh Haath Mein Nahi Muh Mein Acha Lagta Hai ? Ek Baar Lo Baar Baar Lene Ka Mann Karta Hai ? Par Bachon Ko Parents

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