How To Serve A Suffocated
Fish?
First Cut Off His Fin
It’s His Steering Wheel
Then Chop Off His Lungs
He Can’t Breathe Without
His Gills.
Then Gouge Out His Eyes
For He No Longer Needs To
See
And Scrape Off Those
Inedible Diamonds
.. His Diving Suit Scales.
Tattletell
Of The Size Of His Tail..
And How You Left
In The Water
A Wake Of Bloody Trail.

De-Gut Him, Deluded
Into Thinking..His
Guts Are More Putrefied
Than The Rest Of His Flesh.
Then Grill His Gills
And Fry His Eyes
And Bake His Mad Fish Muscles
And Maybe Wish On His Bones.

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Is Kambakht Dard Se Najaad Paana
Itna Bhi Aasaan Nahi

Saat Samndar Paar Hain Phir Bhi
Dhoond Hi Leta Hai Yeh Hume

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After He Had Donated All His Organs,
I Fell In Love With You
Because, You Had His Eyes

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

An Idea That Works Fish Face Photograph by Nick Kelly I Am So Cute, Sweet And Adorable Beautiful Eyes Of A Arab Girl Babies Are Delicious Faces Are Everywhere Wonderful Ganpati Ji Made By Vegetables Carving Comma Sutra Anti-Government Protester Offers A Rose To A Soldier Bhagwan Sabka Bala Karna

Hamaare Ek Miter Ne Hamse Poocha,
Kya Ek Ladka Ladkee Dost Hote Hain,

Hamne Usse Kaha Are Pagle,
Ek Ladka Ladkee Hee To Dost Hote Hain,

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Q. What Is The Church?
A. The Church Is The Community Of The New Covenant.

Q. How Is The Church Described In The Bible?
A. The Church Is Described As The Body Of Which Jesus Christ Is The Head
And Of Which All Baptized Persons Are Members. It Is Called The People Of God,
The New Israel, A Holy Nation, A Royal Priesthood, And The Pillar And Ground Of Truth.

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Bas Ek Vaqt Kaa Khanjar Merii Talaash Mein Hai
Jo Roz Bhes Badal Kar Meri Talaash Mein Hai

Main Kataraa Huun Meraa Alag Vajuud To Hai
Huaa Kare Jo Samandar Merii Talaash Mein Hai

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Funny Veg Jokes

Four Ants & A Elephant
Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest. They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them. 1st Ant Says: "We Should Kill Him

Bas Ek Rat Ka Hi To Sawal Hai
Santa Door Kisi Shehar Mein Apne Friend Ki Shadi Mein Gaya. Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte

Two Things For Lifelong Friendship
Follow Two Things For Lifelong Friendship. Firstly Don't Talk If You Are Angry. Secondly Don't Take The Word Serio

Arrey Batana To Konsa Station Hai?
Ek Baar Apne Santa Ji Train Ki Yatra Karte Hue Apni Biwi Ko Lene Sasuraal Jaa Rahe Thhe. Raste Mein Train Ek Station

Aap Bhi Nervous Hue Thhe?
Pehli Baar Insaan Jab Dalta Hai To Nervous Hota Hai, Ahista Se Dalo To Phisal Ke Poora Ander Chala Jata Hai, Phir

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