How To Serve A Suffocated
Fish?
First Cut Off His Fin
It’s His Steering Wheel
Then Chop Off His Lungs
He Can’t Breathe Without
His Gills.
Then Gouge Out His Eyes
For He No Longer Needs To
See
And Scrape Off Those
Inedible Diamonds
.. His Diving Suit Scales.
Tattletell
Of The Size Of His Tail..
And How You Left
In The Water
A Wake Of Bloody Trail.

De-Gut Him, Deluded
Into Thinking..His
Guts Are More Putrefied
Than The Rest Of His Flesh.
Then Grill His Gills
And Fry His Eyes
And Bake His Mad Fish Muscles
And Maybe Wish On His Bones.

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Is Kambakht Dard Se Najaad Paana
Itna Bhi Aasaan Nahi

Saat Samndar Paar Hain Phir Bhi
Dhoond Hi Leta Hai Yeh Hume

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After He Had Donated All His Organs,
I Fell In Love With You
Because, You Had His Eyes

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Hamaare Ek Miter Ne Hamse Poocha,
Kya Ek Ladka Ladkee Dost Hote Hain,

Hamne Usse Kaha Are Pagle,
Ek Ladka Ladkee Hee To Dost Hote Hain,

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Q. What Is The Church?
A. The Church Is The Community Of The New Covenant.

Q. How Is The Church Described In The Bible?
A. The Church Is Described As The Body Of Which Jesus Christ Is The Head
And Of Which All Baptized Persons Are Members. It Is Called The People Of God,
The New Israel, A Holy Nation, A Royal Priesthood, And The Pillar And Ground Of Truth.

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Bas Ek Vaqt Kaa Khanjar Merii Talaash Mein Hai
Jo Roz Bhes Badal Kar Meri Talaash Mein Hai

Main Kataraa Huun Meraa Alag Vajuud To Hai
Huaa Kare Jo Samandar Merii Talaash Mein Hai

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Sahi Jawab To Hona Hi Tha
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Sher Ne Santa Ko Kyu Zakhmi Kiya
Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya. Logo Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha. "Arey Tum To Bade

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22 Saal Ho Gaye Par, Abhi Tak Ek Cheez Bilkul Nahi Badali, Parle-G Biscuits Wala Ladka, Abhi Tak Bada Nahi Hua.

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