How To Serve A Suffocated
Fish?
First Cut Off His Fin
It’s His Steering Wheel
Then Chop Off His Lungs
He Can’t Breathe Without
His Gills.
Then Gouge Out His Eyes
For He No Longer Needs To
See
And Scrape Off Those
Inedible Diamonds
.. His Diving Suit Scales.
Tattletell
Of The Size Of His Tail..
And How You Left
In The Water
A Wake Of Bloody Trail.

De-Gut Him, Deluded
Into Thinking..His
Guts Are More Putrefied
Than The Rest Of His Flesh.
Then Grill His Gills
And Fry His Eyes
And Bake His Mad Fish Muscles
And Maybe Wish On His Bones.

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Is Kambakht Dard Se Najaad Paana
Itna Bhi Aasaan Nahi

Saat Samndar Paar Hain Phir Bhi
Dhoond Hi Leta Hai Yeh Hume

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After He Had Donated All His Organs,
I Fell In Love With You
Because, You Had His Eyes

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Don’t Smoke Please This Is True Gang Rape Main Bhi Aaj Office Jaunga Three Level Of Curiosity Peanut Zombies Kameena Kutta Awesome Pic Of Water Punch Kyu Be Tujhe Sunta Nahi Kya A Beautiful Dog With A Flower Crown Arey Deta Hun Cheeno To Mat

Hamaare Ek Miter Ne Hamse Poocha,
Kya Ek Ladka Ladkee Dost Hote Hain,

Hamne Usse Kaha Are Pagle,
Ek Ladka Ladkee Hee To Dost Hote Hain,

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Q. What Is The Church?
A. The Church Is The Community Of The New Covenant.

Q. How Is The Church Described In The Bible?
A. The Church Is Described As The Body Of Which Jesus Christ Is The Head
And Of Which All Baptized Persons Are Members. It Is Called The People Of God,
The New Israel, A Holy Nation, A Royal Priesthood, And The Pillar And Ground Of Truth.

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Bas Ek Vaqt Kaa Khanjar Merii Talaash Mein Hai
Jo Roz Bhes Badal Kar Meri Talaash Mein Hai

Main Kataraa Huun Meraa Alag Vajuud To Hai
Huaa Kare Jo Samandar Merii Talaash Mein Hai

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Funny Veg Jokes

Ladki Ko Palat Ke Jawab Dena Isse Seekho
Ek Ladka Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Chedte Hue Bola Ladka: "Aur Sunao Madam Ji, Kya Haal Chaal Hai?" Ladki Gus

Azadi Kise Nahi Pyari?
Shadi Ki 14th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch Mein Tha. Wife Ne Ye Dekha Aur Puchha: "Kya Soch Rahe Ho?" Husband

Pappu, Master Aur Sher
Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha To Vo Bacho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Pas Karne

Parents Ke Aage Soch Samajh Ke Maango
Ek Bar Ek Ladka Apne Parents Ke Paas Gya Aur Bola: Ladka: "Mujhe Apple Ya Blackberry Chahiye." Parents Ne Jawab Di

Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sachha Dost Hota Hai
Ek Aadmi Kapde Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola. Aadmi: "Mujhe Ek Lady Suit Dikha Do" Dukandaar: "Biwi Ke L

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