How To Serve A Suffocated
Fish?
First Cut Off His Fin
It’s His Steering Wheel
Then Chop Off His Lungs
He Can’t Breathe Without
His Gills.
Then Gouge Out His Eyes
For He No Longer Needs To
See
And Scrape Off Those
Inedible Diamonds
.. His Diving Suit Scales.
Tattletell
Of The Size Of His Tail..
And How You Left
In The Water
A Wake Of Bloody Trail.

De-Gut Him, Deluded
Into Thinking..His
Guts Are More Putrefied
Than The Rest Of His Flesh.
Then Grill His Gills
And Fry His Eyes
And Bake His Mad Fish Muscles
And Maybe Wish On His Bones.

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Is Kambakht Dard Se Najaad Paana
Itna Bhi Aasaan Nahi

Saat Samndar Paar Hain Phir Bhi
Dhoond Hi Leta Hai Yeh Hume

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After He Had Donated All His Organs,
I Fell In Love With You
Because, You Had His Eyes

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Baba Ram Dev Ne Bola Hai Awesome Tattoo Design And Well Placed Hyper Realistic Painting By Antonio Cazoria Don’t Cut Me Please Jai Bajrang Bali One Of The Perfect Shot Kon Kahega Ye Abhi Bache Hain? Stairs To Heaven O Meri Jaan Ek Pappi To De De Ladkiyo Ka Asli Roop

Hamaare Ek Miter Ne Hamse Poocha,
Kya Ek Ladka Ladkee Dost Hote Hain,

Hamne Usse Kaha Are Pagle,
Ek Ladka Ladkee Hee To Dost Hote Hain,

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Q. What Is The Church?
A. The Church Is The Community Of The New Covenant.

Q. How Is The Church Described In The Bible?
A. The Church Is Described As The Body Of Which Jesus Christ Is The Head
And Of Which All Baptized Persons Are Members. It Is Called The People Of God,
The New Israel, A Holy Nation, A Royal Priesthood, And The Pillar And Ground Of Truth.

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Bas Ek Vaqt Kaa Khanjar Merii Talaash Mein Hai
Jo Roz Bhes Badal Kar Meri Talaash Mein Hai

Main Kataraa Huun Meraa Alag Vajuud To Hai
Huaa Kare Jo Samandar Merii Talaash Mein Hai

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Funny Veg Jokes

Janu I Am Sorry
Ek Ladke Ka Mobile Baja, Usne Mobile Uthaya To Aage Se Ek Bhari Si Awaj Aayi Namskar Bhai, Kaun Banega Garbhvati Se B

Wah! Shaadi Ho To Aisi
Ek Rexona Naam Ki Ladki Thi, Jiske Parents Ka Naam Dayna Or Cinthol Tha. Ek Margo Naam Ka Ladka Tha Jo Rexona Ko L

Grahak Ko Kabhi Khali Na Jane Do
Santa Ek Dukaan Pe Kaam Karne Ke Liye Laga Dukandar Usko Dukandari Samajhate Hue Bola. Dukandar: "Grahak Ko Kabhi

A Sweet Punjabi Love Letter?
A Love Letter From Preeto To Her Lover Santa. O Mere Dil De Chain, Tere Pichhe Kutte Pain, Tu Luteya Mere Dil Da

Sabse Se Jyada Khush Indians Hai
World Me Sabse Jyada Khush Log Bharat Me Hai Har 2 Ghante Mein Khush Hote Hai "Oyeeeeeee Light Aa Gayi"

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