How To Serve A Suffocated
Fish?
First Cut Off His Fin
It’s His Steering Wheel
Then Chop Off His Lungs
He Can’t Breathe Without
His Gills.
Then Gouge Out His Eyes
For He No Longer Needs To
See
And Scrape Off Those
Inedible Diamonds
.. His Diving Suit Scales.
Tattletell
Of The Size Of His Tail..
And How You Left
In The Water
A Wake Of Bloody Trail.

De-Gut Him, Deluded
Into Thinking..His
Guts Are More Putrefied
Than The Rest Of His Flesh.
Then Grill His Gills
And Fry His Eyes
And Bake His Mad Fish Muscles
And Maybe Wish On His Bones.

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Is Kambakht Dard Se Najaad Paana
Itna Bhi Aasaan Nahi

Saat Samndar Paar Hain Phir Bhi
Dhoond Hi Leta Hai Yeh Hume

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After He Had Donated All His Organs,
I Fell In Love With You
Because, You Had His Eyes

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

This Is Our Toothpaste In Morning Hands Up Kid Gorgeous White Lion, Dekha Hai Kabhi Perfect Click – Kutta Hai Ya Aadmi Babies Are Delicious Creative Bike Design Bam Bam Bhole I Love This Joker – Wonderful Food Art Beautiful White Lion Sitting On The Grass Human Eye Is 576 Mega Pixels

Hamaare Ek Miter Ne Hamse Poocha,
Kya Ek Ladka Ladkee Dost Hote Hain,

Hamne Usse Kaha Are Pagle,
Ek Ladka Ladkee Hee To Dost Hote Hain,

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Q. What Is The Church?
A. The Church Is The Community Of The New Covenant.

Q. How Is The Church Described In The Bible?
A. The Church Is Described As The Body Of Which Jesus Christ Is The Head
And Of Which All Baptized Persons Are Members. It Is Called The People Of God,
The New Israel, A Holy Nation, A Royal Priesthood, And The Pillar And Ground Of Truth.

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Bas Ek Vaqt Kaa Khanjar Merii Talaash Mein Hai
Jo Roz Bhes Badal Kar Meri Talaash Mein Hai

Main Kataraa Huun Meraa Alag Vajuud To Hai
Huaa Kare Jo Samandar Merii Talaash Mein Hai

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Funny Veg Jokes

Ultimate Bezti By A Girl
Ladka: "Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Kahi Bhi Rahe, Main Tujhe Teri Khushboo Se Pahchan Lunga" Ladki: "Mujhe Pehle Hi Pata Tha

Which Animal Has Good Manners?
Question: "Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners?" Answer: "Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming In

Sharabiyo Ko To Bas Sharaab Peene Ka Bahana Chahiye
Patni Kuch Der Ke Liye Apni Saheli Ke Sath Bazar Gumne Jati Hai, Aur Aate Hi Dekhti Hai Ke Uska Pati Sharab Pe Ke Tal

Valentine’s Day Datesheet Of 2014 For Boys
Lo Bhai Dosto Aapki Date Sheet Aa Gayi Hai Aur Ab Fata Fat Taiyari Shuru Kar Do. 7 Feb - Rose Day, 8 Feb - Propose

A Story With A Moral
Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka Madam: "Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral" Pappu: "Maine Use Phone Kara

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