How To Serve A Suffocated
Fish?
First Cut Off His Fin
It’s His Steering Wheel
Then Chop Off His Lungs
He Can’t Breathe Without
His Gills.
Then Gouge Out His Eyes
For He No Longer Needs To
See
And Scrape Off Those
Inedible Diamonds
.. His Diving Suit Scales.
Tattletell
Of The Size Of His Tail..
And How You Left
In The Water
A Wake Of Bloody Trail.

De-Gut Him, Deluded
Into Thinking..His
Guts Are More Putrefied
Than The Rest Of His Flesh.
Then Grill His Gills
And Fry His Eyes
And Bake His Mad Fish Muscles
And Maybe Wish On His Bones.

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Is Kambakht Dard Se Najaad Paana
Itna Bhi Aasaan Nahi

Saat Samndar Paar Hain Phir Bhi
Dhoond Hi Leta Hai Yeh Hume

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After He Had Donated All His Organs,
I Fell In Love With You
Because, You Had His Eyes

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Little Purple Angel In Garden Want A Heart Like This Meanwhile In India – Who Need Transport Iron Man’s Iron Unbelievable 3D Crazy Tattoo On Back Anti-Government Protester Offers A Rose To A Soldier Reaction When You See Your Crush With Someone Else A Creative Pendant – Steampunk Heart Shaped Flash Drive Mast Girl In Grey Top And Red Lips Must Be Asian… Using Chopsticks To Grab Food

Hamaare Ek Miter Ne Hamse Poocha,
Kya Ek Ladka Ladkee Dost Hote Hain,

Hamne Usse Kaha Are Pagle,
Ek Ladka Ladkee Hee To Dost Hote Hain,

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Q. What Is The Church?
A. The Church Is The Community Of The New Covenant.

Q. How Is The Church Described In The Bible?
A. The Church Is Described As The Body Of Which Jesus Christ Is The Head
And Of Which All Baptized Persons Are Members. It Is Called The People Of God,
The New Israel, A Holy Nation, A Royal Priesthood, And The Pillar And Ground Of Truth.

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Bas Ek Vaqt Kaa Khanjar Merii Talaash Mein Hai
Jo Roz Bhes Badal Kar Meri Talaash Mein Hai

Main Kataraa Huun Meraa Alag Vajuud To Hai
Huaa Kare Jo Samandar Merii Talaash Mein Hai

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That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today
World Economic Outlook One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table

Attitude Of Engineering Students
Attitude Of Engineering Student At Exam, Teacher: "Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye?" Student: "Sir, Breakfast

Ladko Ke Fandaa
Ladko Ke Fandaa: Uss Se Bichad Jane Ke Baad Main To Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki... Achanak Yaad Aaya, Abbey Uski Sa

Aadatein Kabhi Nahi Jaati, Na Iski Gayi
Ghar Ka Kaam Time Se Aur Achhe Tarike Se Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha To Santa Apni Biwi Ko Bola Santa: "Kaam Ke Liye Koi Bai

True Meaning Of Success!
Father Was Telling The Definition Success To His Son. Father: "Son, Success Is When Your Signature Turns Into An Auto

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