Chitti Lihki Hai Kon Se Syahi Na Samjhna.
Marta Ho Teri Yaad Main Jinda Na Samjhna.
Ek Din Kuch Yessa Kar Jaonga Tujhe Hamesha Ke Liye Chod Jaoonga
Fir Sab Khanga Tujhe Mera Katill Par Kehna
Valo Ki Aakhu Main Bhi Thodi Saram Chod Jaoonga.
Baap Ki Asli Khidmat Karna
Pappu Sadak Par Jati Ek Aurat Ko Goor Raha Thha.
Aurat: "Dekhta Kya Hai? Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hun"
Pappu: "To Main
Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho G