Himmat Hai Bhai Teri
Shaadi Ke Baad Pati-Patni Mein Jhagda Ho Raha Hota Hai To Patni Kehti Hai. Patni: "Main Ne Tumhe Bina Dekhe Hi Shaadi

Kabhi To Biwi Ko Baksh Do
Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha. Ek Din Santa Apni Patni K

Santa Ki English Waah Bhai Waah
Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha, Teacher: "Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?" Santa: "Eagle."

Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?
Santa Ke Mobile Pe Ek SMS Aaya "Kya Aap Anna Hazaare Ke Saath Hain?" Santa Ne Reply Kiya: "Nahi Main To Ghar Par H

English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi
Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se English Mein Translation Karwa Rahi Thi. Teacher Pappu Se: "Main Teri Jaan Nikal Doongi"