Cement Shoes

Cement Is The Answer
To The Demented Men Of The World
Now He’s Covered In Plaster
It Will Dry Before I Can Hit The Door

Cement Makes A Great Pair Of Shoes
I Know A Few Who Would Emphatically Agree
So Tread The Water Carefully,
You Don’t Want To Upset Me

I’ve Had Enough Of Your Telling Me
You’re Fixing To Find Out How Bad I Can Be
Push Me Once More And You’ll Find Yourself On The Ocean Floor,
Watching The Fishes Swim The Sea

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