Na Maa Ke Pyaar Se Na Daddy Ke Maar Se,
Na Doston Ki Fatkaar Se,

Na Ladki Ki Inkaar Se….
Aur Na Hi Chapplon Ki Bauchar Se

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Mera Kutta Neta Ho Gaya Hai
Sabhi Logo Ka Chaheta Ho Gaya Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaye Jugat Bhira Leta Hai
Bhashan Dene Lage To Jama Deta Hai
Kutta Mera Hai Par
Kaam Aap Ke Bhi Aa Sakta Hai
Maslan Man Chahi Jagah Aap Ki Transfer Karwa Sakta Hai
Ya Phir Padosiyon Ko Jhuthe Mukadmein Main Fansa Sakta Hai
Aap Kahenge Bank Raha Hai
Ais Ka Kutta Hai Aisi Liye Haank Raha Hai
Par Aisa Ais Liye Kehta Hoon
Ke Mera Kutta Pehle Panch Ghante Par Khana Khata Tha
Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jata Tha
Phri Woh Panch Panch Hafte Par Aane Laga
Aur Kuchh Dino Bad To Panch Mahine Par Aakar Khane Laga
Aur Ab To Bilkul Hi Ghazab Dhata Hai
Khana Khane Ke Baad
Pure Panch Sal Ke Liye Ghayab Ho Jaata Hai
Beech Main Aik Bar Bhi Nahi Aata Hai
Aisi Liye To Kehta Hoon Mera Kutta Neta Ho Gaya Hai
Aap Logon Ka Chaheta Ho Gaya Hai

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Som And Sheela Went For Skiing, Som Brought Along A Big Thermos.
Sheela Had Never Seen One,So She Asked What It Was.
Som: Its A Thermos.The Shopkeeper Told Me Its Used For Keeping
Hot Things Hot And Cold Thingscold.
Sheela: Thats Great! What Do U Have In It? Som: 3
Coffees And An Ice-Cream.

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Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay

Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay

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Ho Gayi Galti Humse Click Ho Gaya Mouse
Duniya Ki Parwaah Chodo Ban Jaao Meri Spouse

Tumse Mila Main Kal To Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho: Your File Not Found

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Jo Khud Bhatki Hui Hai, Woh Auron Ko Kya Raah Dikhayegi,
Jo Khud Andhi Hai, Woh Auron Ko Kya Raasta Dikhayegi

Jo Khud Bigdi Hui Hain, Woh Ladkon Ko Kya Sudharegi,
Jise Citi Tak Bajane Nahin Aati, Woh Kya Been Bajayegi

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Dost  Tum Sab Se Pyaare Ho
Lagte Tum Sab Se Lajawab Ho

Haan Tum Bahut Niraale Ho
Meri Is Upar Likhe Lafz

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Padh Ke Soyaa Thaa Raat Mein
Jab Need Khulli To Lagaa
Sapna Adhuraa Hai
Phir So Gayaa Thaa Yaad Mein
Ab Exaam Chhut Gayaa
To Esmein Mera Kyaa Kasoor

Ja Rahaa Thaa Train Mein
Tujh Jaisa Dikhaa Thaa Ek Chehraa
Samjha Tu Hai Chal Padaa Us Ore
Samaan Chori Ho Gayaa Mera
To Esmein Mera Kyaa Kasoor

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Petrol Bachane Ke Liye Ladki Ne Gaadi Band Kar Di,
Raste Se Ja Raha Tha Dhakka Maarne Ko Kehne Lagi

Dhakka Maarte Maarte Haathon Mein Chhale Pad Gaye,
Mujhe Bye Kehkar Kisi Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi

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Na Samajh Saka Wo Nigah Ki Baat
Na Samjah Saka Wo Dil Ka Saaz

Na Mana Usne Hame Apna
Tod Gaya Wo Mera Sapna

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Funny Veg Jokes

Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo
Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi, Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha, Santa: "Dhakka

Pyar Andha Hota Hai, Par Insaan Nahi
Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye Shadi-Shuda Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha, Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign Board Laga Tha,

How Was The Trip?
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife’s Ticket Free. After Gre

Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon?
Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi, Husband Smart Sa Banke Aaya Aur Bola, Husband: "Darling Main Kaisa Lag Ra

Bada Sa Gift Girlfriend Ke Liye
Santa Valentine Par Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta Hai, Santa: "Yaar Maine Apni Girl Friend Ko Valentine's Gift Dena Hai,

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