Kar Khuda Ka Sukriya.
Ham Tere Ashiq Hain Ye Tera Karam Hain,
Jab Tak Yes Nahin Bolege Nahin Chodeinge Tera Picha,
Ham Pedaisee Besharam Hain.

Mat Sochham Tere Isq Ke Mare Huye Hain,
Ham To Beroozgari Ke Maare Huye Hain,
Akhir Tum Jaise Crorepati Ladkiya ,
India Main Bahut Kam Hain.

Na Woh Iqrar Karti Hai
Na Woh Inkar Karti Hai
Kambaqt Mere Hi Sapnoan Me Aake
Mere Dost Se Pyar Karti Hai

Kya Aankhen Hai Aapki,
Kya Baatein Hai Aapki,
Us Khuda Ne Kuch Aisa Aapko Banaya Hai,
Maano “Ssshhh… Koi Hai” Se Bhoot Nikal Aaya Hai…

Kiraya Makaan Ka Ada Karne Jaoun
Ke Bazaz-O-Khyaat Ka Bil Chukaoun
Dava Laoun Ya Daktar Ko Bulaoun
Ke Main Tax Walon Se Peecha Chudaoun

Khudara Batao Kahan Bhag Jaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Bahut Badh Gaya Hai Makan Ka Kiraya
Idhar Nal Ke Ab-E-Ravan Ka Kiraya

Ae Mere Prano Se Priya Pran Nath
Tumhe Lag Jaaye Sitla Maiya Ka Shraap

Mere Barah Bachon Ke Baap
Tumhe Das Le Kaala Saap

Na Ishq Ne Mara
Na Pyar Ne Mara
Na Jaan Ne Mara
Na Dil Ne Mara
Hum Akhele Te
Uska Bhai 6 Te
Latho Se Mara
Haddi Dutti
Putti Laggi
Koon Aaya
Dil Kabriya
Vor Akheli Si
Hum Uske Paas Ger
Rakhi Bandke Aaya

Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal
Daavat Ki Maulavi Ki Tab Aayaa Use Khayaal

Murdaar Murg Ki Hui Mullaah Ko Jab Khabar
Saaraa Badan Sulag Uthaa, Gaalib Huaa Jalaal

If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit
These Could Be The Caption In Newspapers
Bill Goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem
Brain Marries Beauty?
Windows Ke Peeche Kia Hai?
Windows Ke Peeche?
Oo Windows Main Bill Hai Mera
The Next Version Of Windows Will Be Windows Md
Microsoft Mouse V/s Madhuri The Cat
Relax Guys
They”ll Only Go For A Virtual Honeymoon
Bill To Count His Millions & Billions In Aik Do Teen
Gate For Bill Windows For M.F.Hussain
Mera Bill Ghar Aaya O Hussainji Mera
Mera Bill Bhi Kitna Pagal Hai
Bill Will Gates Wates
Main Kia Jaanu Re.

Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The

Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai
Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The

Har Chashmish Ladki Khud Ko Jassi Samajhti Hai
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai

Jab Kale Kapde Pehanti Hain Khud Ko Vakil Samajhti Hain
Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin Hai