Na Ishq Ne Mara
Na Pyar Ne Mara
Na Jaan Ne Mara
Na Dil Ne Mara
Hum Akhele Te
Uska Bhai 6 Te
Latho Se Mara
Haddi Dutti
Putti Laggi
Koon Aaya
Dil Kabriya
Vor Akheli Si
Hum Uske Paas Ger
Rakhi Bandke Aaya

Aaj Tujhase Baat Huyi Laga Mere Dukho Ki Raat Huyi
Ashk Aankho Se Bahane Lage Bahate Huye Ye Kahane Lage

Ke Ek Din Main Bhi Tere Jaisa Tha Pyaar Main Bhi Kerta Tha
Need Meri Bhi Jaati Thi Kagaj Ke Tukade Se Khushi Laut Aati Thi

Tere Yeh Baggad Baggad Baal
Un Par Hathni Jaisi Chaal
To Waise Khubsoorat To Na Thi
Yeh Sub Tha Tere Makeup Ka Kamaal
Sharam Kia Hai Tujh Ko Kia Maloom
Tujh Se Sharmayega Kana Dajaal
Chod Diya Hamra Saath Tu Ne
Jab Jaib(Pocket) Main Na Raha Maal
Tu Jis Raaste Par Chalti Hai
Wahan Par Aa Jata Hai Bhonchaal
Maayen (Mummy’s) Kehti Hain Soja Bacche Woh Aa Jayegi
Tujh Se To Acha Hai Gabbar Singh Ka Khayaal
Tu Jis Billi Ka Raaste Kaat Le
Bura Ho Jayega Us Ki Kismat Ka Haal
Duniya Ne Tujh Ko Tho Kar Mari

Hum Ne Apnaya To Huwa Malaal

Tum Bin Hum Aise Hain
Jaise Loota Hua Koi Bank

Jaise Paani Ka Khaali Tank
Jaise Bin Cpu Ke Computer

Jo Sagar Ne Kaha Lehron Se,
Jo Ped Ne Kaha Patto Se,
Jo Phoolon Ne Kaha Kaliyon Se,
Wohi Main Tumhe Kehta Hun,
Aey Chal Chal Hawa Aane De

Un Ke Aik Muskurahat Main Hai Kia Ada Thi?
Har Aik Ladki Un Pe Aisi Liye To Fida Thi
Baat Kare Woh Aise Jaise Zameeen Pe Bikhre Tare
Yeh Bhi Aik Ada Thi Jis Ne Hosh Uda Diye Humare
Dekh Ke Un Ki Body Aur Height
Sari Ladkiyaan Karti Thi Feilding Tight
Magar Woh Bhi The Batsman Right
Nahi Honge Catch Out Chahe Jitne Bhi Ladkiyaan Ho Left Ya Right
Padhne Main Kare Woh Itna Concentrate
Ke Results Hote Hai Replorts Mail Demonstrate
Chandani Ya Urvashi Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Un Ko Distract
Magar Possible Hai Ki Woh Bhi Ho Jaye Attract
Baat Karun Main Un Ke Kia?
Kia Bolun Un Ke Bare Main
Pucheyi Sari Ladkiyon Ko Aap Un Ke Bare Main
Baat Karun Main Un Ki To Shayad Ho Never End
Magar Karna Hai Sabhi Ko Un Ke Khayalon Main Time Spend
Aisi Liye Karta Hoon Main Apna Poem Yahi End.

Kal Jo Do Char Logo Ne Tere Husan Ki Tareef Kar Di
Tujh Main To Tewar Aa Gaya
Hamare Pyaar Ke Program Main Achanak Run-Time Error Aa Gaya
Tere Pyaar Ke Virus Ne Mere Dil Ko Loot Liya
Tera Naam Un Par Se Nahi Hata
Main Ne Dil Ke System Ko Kayi Baar Reboot Kia
Jab Se Tera Chehra Dekha Main To Kahin Kho Gaya
Tera Deewana Mera Yeh Mann Ho Gaya
Dil Ka Processor Tab Se Slow Ho Gaya
Pentium Four Tha Ab Pentium One Ho Gaya
Tune Mujhe Chun Ke Apne Doosre Aashikon Ko Looooser Banaya
Tune Mujhe Apne System Ka Hole Soul User Banaya
Tune Mujhe Apne Dil Se Delete Kia
Doosron Se Ja Ke Tune Meet Kia
Main Ne Bhi Ja Ke Ladkiyon Se Flirt Kia
Tujhe Recycle Bin Main Dal Ke Un Ko Dil Main Insert Kia
Main Tere Beutiful Cabinet Pe Mar Gaya
Par Jab Tera Corrupt Processor Aur Hard Disk Dekha
Main Apne Life Cycle Ko Le Kar Dar Gaya
Jab Se Tujhe Patane Ka Main Ne Project Liya
Sari Girlfriends Ne Mujhe Reject Kia
Mere Ghar Walon Ne Bhi Mujhe Sack Kia
Teri Deewangi Ne Meri Khushiyon Ko Hai Hack Kia
Sham Se Aank Main Naami Si Thi
Bas Aankh Main Machar Chala Gaya Tha
Yeh Mat Samajh Lena Ke Teri Kami Thi

Besharmi Tho Use Kahte Hai Jo Sharam Se Sharma Jaaye
Besharmi Tho Use Kahte Hai Jo Sharam Se Sharma Jaaye
Hum Ithne Besharam Hai Ki Besharmi Humse Sharma Jaaye….

Jaate Hue Kuch Aisa Kar Ke Jayo Kaam
Ki Har Galli Se Awaaz Aaye…”Abba Jaan”…” Abba Jaan”

Kamaata nahi hoon itna ke tujhe roz khelaoon

Aaati hai to aaa ja ya kisi aur ko pataooon lol