Ye Post Khaas  Kar Newyorker Ke Liye Hai
Aaj Unki Shadi Hai Mubarak Ho Janab

Aap Jaldi Aaye Yahan Per Mitai De Jiye
Humara Zahar Pee Wala Koi Nahin Hai

Chandni Rat Thi Mausaum Bada Shuhana Tha
Mehbuba Ke Ghar Jane Ka Yeh Hi Ek Bahana Tha

Pichley Darwaje Se Anna Yeh Unka Bayana Tha
Kategi Rat Chandni Mai Dil Ka Yeh Fasana Tha

A Rupee Is Easy To Earn,
A Friend Is Hard To Find,
A Rupee Loses Its Value,
While A Friend Increases Its Worth,
I Lost A Rupee When I Mailed U
But Who Cares I Got U…………….

Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha
Magar Usme Bhi Daag Hai

Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha
Magar Us Mein Bhi Daag Hai Are

Woh Kaun?
Woh Elco Ki Pani Puri,
Woh Chowpatty Ki Chaat,
Woh Naturals Ki Ice Cream,

Wah Usme Thi Kuch Baat!
Woh Tewari Ki Mithai,
Woh Raste Ka Dosa,
Woh Shivsagar Ki Pav Bhaji Guru Kripa Ka Samosa.

Yeh Ladke Kya Kya Chahte Hai
Vo Ladkii Kam Ishtihaar Ko Hii Chahte Hai
Girl Friend To Modern Chahte Hai
Per Biwi Gughat Mei Lippti Mangtee Hai

Yeh Ladke Kya Kya Chahte Hai
Ankhe Aiswarya Rai Sii Maangte Hai
Zulfe Kalli Ghatta Sii Chahte Hai
Saath Nakad Rupeyoo Kii Baarish Bhii Chahte Hai

Teen Bandar Zoo Se Bhag Gaye,
Ek Bandar Pizza Khate Hue Pakda Gaya,
Dusra Burger Kha Raha Tha,
Aur Teesra Bander Bade Dhyan Se Yeh Sher Padh Raha Tha!!

Jalli Ko Aag Kehte Hain,
Bujhi Ko Rakh Kehte Hain
Cobra Ko Naag Kehte Hain
Garden Ko Baag Kehte Hain
Jo Tumhare Pass Nahi Jaani …..Use Dimaag Kehte Hain !!

Pyar Ke Sitaare Jab Gardish Mein Hote Hai
Laila Ghar Mein Aur Majnoo Project Testing Kar Rahe Hote Hai
Teri Yaad Me Sanam Raat Bhar Humne To Wine Piya
Teri Yaad Me Sanam Raat Bhar Humne To Wine Piya
Kabhi Offline To Kabhi Online Piya

Project Extend Ho Gaya To Kya Ho Jaata Hai?
Are Tankha Milti Hai Aur Timepass Ho Jata Hai..

Dil Chahta Hai Tujh Par Eek Gazal Likhu ,
Dil Chahta Hai Tujh Par Eek Gazal Likhu,,
Teri Ankho Ko Jhil ,Or Hotho Ko Kawal Likhu,
Teri Ankho Ko Jhil ,Or Hotho Ko Kawal Likhu,,
Par Aab Sochta Hun Ki Baki Kal Likhu ,,