Tumhaara Intezaar Karte Karte, Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection, Time Out Ho Gaya

Meine Tumse Pyar Kiya Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Pita,
Tan Ke Shakti,Maan Ki Shakti,Bornvita

Meine Tujse Pyar Kiya Saraswati Samjke,
Maine Tumse Pyaar Kiya Saraswati Samaj Ke,

Yeh Degree Bhi Lelo Ye Naukari Bhi Lelo,
Bhale Chheen Lo Mujhse Usa Ka Visa.
Magar Mujhko Lauta Do College Ka Canteen,
Vo Chaay Ka Paani Vo Teekha Samosaa.

Kadi Dhoop Mein Apne Ghar Se Nikalnaa,
Vo Project Ki Khatir Shahar Bhar Bhataknaa,
Vo Lecture Mein Doston Ki Proxy Lagaanaa,
Vo Sir Ko Chidhanaa ,Vo Aeroplane Udaanaa,

Ladkiyan Kia Chahti Hai
Ladka Agar Ho Kahin Ka Maulwi To
Ladkikan Tewriyan Chadhati Hai
Yeh Ladkiyan Kia Kia Chahti Hai
Seena Salman Ka Chahti Hai
Ganja Ho To Door Se Nazar Dikhati Hai
Saath Main Bhai Se Pitwati Hai
Yeh Ladkiyan Kia Kia Chahti Hai
Internet Par Ladkon Ko Bada Satati Hai
Wrong Number Ho To Dheron Batiyati Hai
Pyaar To Karti Hai Par Shadi Se Darti Hai
Yeh Ladkiyan Kia Kia Chahti Hai
Ladkon Ko Bada Ghumati Hai
Aik Se Na Bane Baat To Doosre Ko Aazmati Hai
Bade Bhai Ko Patana Ho Agar
To Chote Bhai Ko Tehlati Hai….

Samundar Mein Water….
Samundar Mein Water…
Water Mein Fish….
Aapko Namaste,Apki Girlfriend Ko Kiss….

Tum Aa Gaye Ho Nur Aa Gaya Hai,,
Tum Aa Gaye Ho Nur Aa Gaya Hai,,,
Chalo Tino Mil Kar “Movei ” Chalen,,
Tum Awara Ho To Sharif Hum Bhi Nahi ,,
Tum Awara Ho To Sharif Hum Bhi Nahi ,,
Tum Bewafa Ho, To Bewafai Hum Ne Sikhi Hi Nahi,,,
Manzil Par Aa Kar Kahti Ho “Shaadi Shuda” Hun Men,,
Kaan Khol Kar Sun Lo “Kuwara Men Bhi Nahi”
Rel Ruki Thi, Kidhki Khuli Thi,,
Rel Ruki Thi, Kidhki Khuli Thi,,
Ankh Se Ankh Mili To Bole “” Chaye Garam””

Dhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan,
Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan,
Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan,
Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan,
Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan,
Well,Well,Well,Well !!!!!!
Hahahahahhahahahahaha

Jab Shaadi Tum Se Hogi Burkay Main Chupi
Meri Dulhan Tum Hogi Her Raat Sochta Rehta Hun

Tu Kitni Khubsurat Hogi
Aankhain Teri Hiran Jaisi Hongi

Jab Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Chedta Hai
Aur Log Use Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain To Who Arz Karta Hai
“Gardish Main Hai Sitare Phat Gai Pent Bhi Hamaari
Gardish Main Hai Sitare Phat Gai Pent Bhi Hamaari
Jab Bahare-Chaman Main Hongi,
Nani Yaad Karva Denge Tumahri”

Itne Kamzr Ho Gaye Hum Appki Judai Se….
Itne Kamzr Ho Gaye Hum Appki Judai Se….
Ki Ek Din Machchar Hi Utha Le Gaye Charpai Se…..