Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar,
Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar.
Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur Farhad Hue,
Par Duniya Jaanti Hai Ki Ishq Me Sab Barbad Hue.
Har Prem Kahani Ke Ant Me Judai Kyon Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Chanik To Kabhi Sdayi Ye Doori Kyon Hoti Hai.
Is Ishq Ne Aashiqon Ko Aisa Bhunaya,
Ki Har Kaam Se Unko Nikkama Banaya.
Asal Me Ishq Se Nahi Rakhni Chahiye Koi Aas,
Kyonki Wo Bechare Hi Bante Hain Devdas.
Apni Zindagi Kabhi Kisi Aur Ke Naam Nahi Karni Chahiye,
Ishq Karke Dil Ki Duniya Me Shaam Nahi Karni Chahiye.
Kyonki Ishq,Visq,Pyar,Vyar,
Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar.
Doston Humours Likhne Ki Koshis Ki Hai Umeed Hai Aapko Pasand Aayi Hogi.

Kisi Dushman Ki Nazar Lagi Ke Hamare Friendship Ki File Main Be Khissi Ka Virus Aa Gaya
Mumkin Nahi Aise Chahat Ki Webside Se Delete Kar Doon
Jab Bhi Kholna Chahoon Palkoon Ke Icons Bhar Aate Hain
Zehan Ke Oljeh Cpu Par Us Ki Yaadain Double Click Karti Hai
Koi To Ho Jo Us Se Keh De
Mare Jeewan Ke Key Board Main Kisi Dukh Ki Gunjaish Nahi
Zindagi Akele Sarasar Hard Disk Hai
Main Kehta Hoon Dil Ka Password Mujh Ko De Do
Tanhaiyoon Ki Dhoop Main Sisakte Naseeb Ki Floppy Main Us Se Hamesha Ke Liye Save Kar Doon
Woh Mujh Se Chat Nahi Karti Na Kare Magar Mouse Se Dukhi Jeewan Ki Sakreen Par Ais Tarah Se Drag To Na Kare.

Ubtaan Key Jugga Murhaam Lugaey Jaaye
Mehndi Key Jugga Laal Dawai Luggaey Jaaye
Kulla(Pugg) Key Jugga Sir Per Puttey Lapaitey Jaaaye
Barat Amboulance Maian Jaaye
Nikha Hospital Main Pudhaya Jaaye
Tasveer Key Jugga X Ray Liyaye Jaaain
Khanay Main Vitamins Key Goolian Hoon
Bairay Haath Main Gulocose Key Bottles Lay Kurr Phirain
Tohfay B Kuch Iss Qisam Kay Hoon Thermameter Microscope Injection Hoon
Jahaiz Main Baap Apney Bhaitey Ko Clinic Day X Ray Machine Day Etc Etc

Koi Mil Gaya Mera Dil Gaya Koi Mil Gaya
Haan Mil Hi Gaya
Mujh Ko Kia Huwa Hai Kyun Main Kho Gaya Hoon
Pagal Tha Main Pehle Ya Ab Ho Gaya Hoon
Behki Hain Nigahain Aur Bikhre Hain Baal
Tum Ne Banaya Hai Kia Apna Yeh Haal
Koi Mil Gaya

Gum Se Dosti Karo Zindagi Ban Jaayegi,
Khusi Se Dosti Karoge To Barbaad Ho Jaayegii.
Gum Se Dosti Karo Zindagi Ban Jaayegi,
Khusi Se Dosti Karoge To Barbaad Ho Jaayegii
Kyonki Khushi Ki To Shadi Hone Wali Hai
Vo Kya Tum Se Ishq Lddayegi

Kal Agar Main Mar Bhi Jau
A Dost Mere Marne Ka Gum Na Karna

Aansoon Bhi Na Bahana
Meri Arthi Bhi Mat Uthana

Main Aur Mere Hubby
Dono Hain Bade Moody
Pal Main Ladna Jhgadna
Mahino Tak Ruthe Rehnaa
Wo Haan Haan Tho Main Na Na
Wo Na Na Tho Main Haan Haan
Hoti Rehti Bas Aisii Hin Aankh Micholii

Nahi Aata Dono Ko Duniya Se Ladna
Aur Dekho Hai Duniyaa Kitni Matlabiii
Kaam Nikaal Ke Chorr Detii Hai
Jaise Doodh Se Malaaiii
Hum Thage Se Reh Jaate Hain
Bas Haath Malte Reh Jaate Hain
Ho Jaati Hai Zindagi Main Khalbalii

Aiye Khuda Ke Bande, Aiye Bhagwan Ke Bande
Agar Himmat Hai To Taj Mahal Ko Hila Ke Dekh…
Aiye Khuda Ke Bande, Aiye Bhagwan Ke Bande
Agar Himmat Hai To Taj Mahal Ko Hila Ke Dekh…
Agar Na Hila Sake To Mere Saath Do Jaam Le Le
Aur Oos Taj Mahal Ko Apne Aap Hilte Huey Dekh

Phele Main Rehta Tha Hairan-O- Paraishaan
Ab Mere Paas Hai Rooti Kapda Aur Makan
Ab To Nahi Lagta Mera Kahi Bhi Mann
Aai Kash Aaje Meri Bhi Danger Biwi No1
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak Us Ka Saath Nibhana Hai
Pyaar Hi Pyaar Main Kahi Door Chale Jana Hai
Phir Haadsa
Jab Se Tumhein Pardes Main Dekha Saathiya
Us Hi Din Se Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
Aur Aaj Tak Yahi Kehte Hain
Hum Tumhare Hai Sanam
Tumhein Dekha Ke Dil Main Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Kia Bataye Humari Zindagi Main Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham
Ab Shaamat
Jab Se Nikah Huwa Hai Sab Kehte Hain Juru Ka Ghulaam
Kash Aag Or Shole Ke Ilawa Mere Naseeb Main Ho Aaram
Logo Ki Nazar Main Doolha Se Choolah Ban Raha Hai
Un Ko Kia Pata Meri Biwi Ki Jaga Mera Doopata Jal Raha Hai
Ab Too Office Main Bhi Kehta Rehta Hoon Yes Sir, Yes Boos
Mujhe Koi Mil Gaya Hai Jis Ke Hain Khubsoorat Jaws
Ab To Begum Sapne Main Bhi Dood Lagwati Hai
Aur Chaina Gate Ko Croos Karwati Hai
Ab Kuch Na Kaho Wala Hisaab Ho Gaya Hai
Mera Ghar Jahanam Ka Aazab Ho Gaya Hai
Ab To Main Raju Ban Gaya Juntleman Ban Gaya Hoon
Aur Raju Chacha Raja Hindustani Kehta Thak Gaya Hoon
Ab To Din Aur Ratein Katti Hai Soni
Kab Ayein Ge Amar Akbar Anthoni
Likhne Walon Ka Hai Andaz Apna Apna
Mera To Yahi Andaaz Jo Sab Ko Lage Sapna
Aaj Yeh Padhlo Warna
Ho Sakta Hai Kal Ho Na Ho Apna
Agar Yeh Achi Lage Mail Zaroor Karna
Aur Aur Mujh Pe Apna Aitabaar Humesha Rakhna
Apni Duaon Main Meri Yaadein Zaroor Rakhna
Aur Apne Dil Main Mujhe Bhita Ke Rakhna …………….

Na Izzat Ki Chinta, Na Fikr Koi Apmaan Ki
Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki, Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki

Beimaan Ke Bina Gaye Hote Akshaar Chaar
“B”-Badkaari,”E”-Irsha, “M”-Se Bane Makkar
“N”Se Bane Namak Haraam, Samjho Ho Gaye Pure Chaar
Chaar Gunaah Mil Jaaye To Hota Baieemaan Tayeyaar
Are Usse Aankh Milaye Kya, Himmat Hai Shaitaan Ki
Bhola Mukhda, Ujle Kapde Mann Hai Kala Kala
Jiski Daya Se Mandir Chalte Aabad Shivala
Is Mandir Mein Puja Karta , Deepak Jala Jalakar
Andaar Bhagwaan Ki Jai Ho Bahaar Bhagwaan Ki
Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki, Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki