Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya Hota…
Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya Hota…

To Aaj Mujhe America Ka Green Card Mil Gaya Hota

Haseena Ka Intezaar Ab Kaun Karte Hain
Jab Khuwahish Hoti Hai Phone Karte Hain
Email Se Female Ka Paata Nahi Chaalta
Ab Mail Bhi Muhabbat Se Karte Hain
Ilu Ilu Kehne Sunne Main Maza Na Raha
Sab I Love You Virus Se Darte Hain
To I Love You Kisi Ko Kehta Nahi
Jo Karna Hai Ais Ke Baghair Hi Karte Hain
Pyaar Bhi Bewafa Jo Beraas Karte Hain
Bahaana Ke Yeh Sab Virus Karte Hain

Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu

Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu To Maathe Kii Shikan Kyuu.N Hai
Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai

Jalwa Jo Tere Baton Main Hai Phektein Bahut Hai
Har Kushbu Tere Sanson Main Hai City Khate Hai
Tere Aankhon Main Aik Jadu Sa Hai Kane Hai So Jadu Hi Hai
Tere Honth Hai Laal Gulab Ki Tarah Pan Khate Hai
Tere Danth Chamkile Moti Ki Tarah Vim Used Karti Hai
Tere Gaal Gulabi Tamatar Ki Tarah Raaz Ki Baat Hai
Tere Baal Kali Ghata Ki Tarah Kala Kola Used Karti Hai
Tere Height Suchmeta Sean Ki Tarah Lataktr Bahut Hon Ge
Tera Figure Pamela Andereson Ki Tarah Bay Watch Dekhte Hon Ge
Ab Sab Bata Diya Hai Us Ke Bare Main
Censor Board Hata Diya Hai Pakistani Flim Ki Tarah

Hia Khawhish Agar Chappal Ki To Dila Kyun Nahee Dete
Begum Ko Musibat Se Bacha Kyun Nahee Lete
Pooche Agar Koi Mochi Naap Begum Ka
Peeth Par Jo Naqsha Hai Woh Dekha Kyun Naheen Dete
Aulaad Ko Dhande Se Lagaa Kyun Nahee Dete
Book Haath Mein Chande Ki Thama Kyun Nahee Dete
Lucha Hai Lafanga Hai Agar Aapka Potta
Basti Ka Use Leader Bana Kyun Nahee Dete

Woh Mauhalla Kaisa, Jahan Sundar Padosan Na Ho,
Woh Samosa Kaisa, Jisme Aalu Na Ho

Itne Bade Mauhalle Mein, Ek Sundar Ladki Tak Nahin,
Itne Bade Samandar Mein, Ek Moti Tak Nahin

Canada Kee Male Kaa Delhi Kee Female See
E-Mail Kee Jariye Bemel Mail Ho Gayaa

Dekhte Dekhte Khel Ho Gayaa
Kal Sham Mere Padosi Kaa Ladki

Gum Ki Aandhiya Aaise Chali,
Hum Tum Bichadh Gaye,
Aansu Bhi Humse Puchne Lage,
Aapke Saathi Kidhar Gaye.

I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man
I’ll Get One Later
If I Can.

I Do Not Need
A Man At All
I Do Not Need One,
Short Or Tall.

Dil Mein  Basa Rakha Hai Tumko Maine Is Tarah
Jaise Rehata Hai Pajama Jis Tarah

Meri Aakho Pe Laga Chasma Ho
Meri  Kano Mein Lagi Mashine Ho