Kal Agar Main Mar Bhi Jau
A Dost Mere Marne Ka Gum Na Karna

Aansoon Bhi Na Bahana
Meri Arthi Bhi Mat Uthana

Main Aur Mere Hubby
Dono Hain Bade Moody
Pal Main Ladna Jhgadna
Mahino Tak Ruthe Rehnaa
Wo Haan Haan Tho Main Na Na
Wo Na Na Tho Main Haan Haan
Hoti Rehti Bas Aisii Hin Aankh Micholii

Nahi Aata Dono Ko Duniya Se Ladna
Aur Dekho Hai Duniyaa Kitni Matlabiii
Kaam Nikaal Ke Chorr Detii Hai
Jaise Doodh Se Malaaiii
Hum Thage Se Reh Jaate Hain
Bas Haath Malte Reh Jaate Hain
Ho Jaati Hai Zindagi Main Khalbalii

Aiye Khuda Ke Bande, Aiye Bhagwan Ke Bande
Agar Himmat Hai To Taj Mahal Ko Hila Ke Dekh…
Aiye Khuda Ke Bande, Aiye Bhagwan Ke Bande
Agar Himmat Hai To Taj Mahal Ko Hila Ke Dekh…
Agar Na Hila Sake To Mere Saath Do Jaam Le Le
Aur Oos Taj Mahal Ko Apne Aap Hilte Huey Dekh

Phele Main Rehta Tha Hairan-O- Paraishaan
Ab Mere Paas Hai Rooti Kapda Aur Makan
Ab To Nahi Lagta Mera Kahi Bhi Mann
Aai Kash Aaje Meri Bhi Danger Biwi No1
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak Us Ka Saath Nibhana Hai
Pyaar Hi Pyaar Main Kahi Door Chale Jana Hai
Phir Haadsa
Jab Se Tumhein Pardes Main Dekha Saathiya
Us Hi Din Se Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
Aur Aaj Tak Yahi Kehte Hain
Hum Tumhare Hai Sanam
Tumhein Dekha Ke Dil Main Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Kia Bataye Humari Zindagi Main Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham
Ab Shaamat
Jab Se Nikah Huwa Hai Sab Kehte Hain Juru Ka Ghulaam
Kash Aag Or Shole Ke Ilawa Mere Naseeb Main Ho Aaram
Logo Ki Nazar Main Doolha Se Choolah Ban Raha Hai
Un Ko Kia Pata Meri Biwi Ki Jaga Mera Doopata Jal Raha Hai
Ab Too Office Main Bhi Kehta Rehta Hoon Yes Sir, Yes Boos
Mujhe Koi Mil Gaya Hai Jis Ke Hain Khubsoorat Jaws
Ab To Begum Sapne Main Bhi Dood Lagwati Hai
Aur Chaina Gate Ko Croos Karwati Hai
Ab Kuch Na Kaho Wala Hisaab Ho Gaya Hai
Mera Ghar Jahanam Ka Aazab Ho Gaya Hai
Ab To Main Raju Ban Gaya Juntleman Ban Gaya Hoon
Aur Raju Chacha Raja Hindustani Kehta Thak Gaya Hoon
Ab To Din Aur Ratein Katti Hai Soni
Kab Ayein Ge Amar Akbar Anthoni
Likhne Walon Ka Hai Andaz Apna Apna
Mera To Yahi Andaaz Jo Sab Ko Lage Sapna
Aaj Yeh Padhlo Warna
Ho Sakta Hai Kal Ho Na Ho Apna
Agar Yeh Achi Lage Mail Zaroor Karna
Aur Aur Mujh Pe Apna Aitabaar Humesha Rakhna
Apni Duaon Main Meri Yaadein Zaroor Rakhna
Aur Apne Dil Main Mujhe Bhita Ke Rakhna …………….

Na Izzat Ki Chinta, Na Fikr Koi Apmaan Ki
Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki, Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki

Beimaan Ke Bina Gaye Hote Akshaar Chaar
“B”-Badkaari,”E”-Irsha, “M”-Se Bane Makkar
“N”Se Bane Namak Haraam, Samjho Ho Gaye Pure Chaar
Chaar Gunaah Mil Jaaye To Hota Baieemaan Tayeyaar
Are Usse Aankh Milaye Kya, Himmat Hai Shaitaan Ki
Bhola Mukhda, Ujle Kapde Mann Hai Kala Kala
Jiski Daya Se Mandir Chalte Aabad Shivala
Is Mandir Mein Puja Karta , Deepak Jala Jalakar
Andaar Bhagwaan Ki Jai Ho Bahaar Bhagwaan Ki
Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki, Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki

Lauta Do Mujhe Mere Wo Collage Ke Din,
Wo Pyara Sa Campus, Wo Khuli Canteen,

Wo Subha Subha Gar Se Nikalna,
Fir Station Ke Liye Rikshaw Dhundhna,
Station Pe Jake Bas Ka Intezaar Karna,
Na Aane Par Station Par Halla Machana,

Main Huin Jis Haal Me Ai Sanam Rehne Dein
Teg Mat De Mere Haathon Me Qalam Rehne De
Main To Shayar Hun Mera Dil Hain Bahot Hi Naajuk
Main Patake Se Hi Mar Jaaunga ‘Bam’ Rehne De

Mahabuub Vaadaa Kar Ke Bhii Aayaa Na Dosto
Kyaa Kyaa Kiyaa Na Ham Ne Yahaa.N Us Ke Pyaar Me.N
Murge Churaa Ke Laaye The Jo Chaar “Sagar”
“Do Aarazuu Me.N Kat Gaye, Do Intazaar Me.N”

Na Woh Inkaar Karti Hai,
Na Woh Ikraar Karti Hai,
Kambakht Mere Hi Sapno Mein Aakar,
Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai…

There Was A Kid Who Had To Pee And Asked His Teacher
If He Can Go And Pee And The Teacher Said If U Receite
The Alphabet Then U May Go So The Kid Started To Say
The Alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z And
The Teacher Asked Him Where Is The P And The Kid Said “Running Down My Leg”.

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