Lauta Do Mujhe Mere Wo Collage Ke Din,
Wo Pyara Sa Campus, Wo Khuli Canteen,

Wo Subha Subha Gar Se Nikalna,
Fir Station Ke Liye Rikshaw Dhundhna,
Station Pe Jake Bas Ka Intezaar Karna,
Na Aane Par Station Par Halla Machana,

Main Huin Jis Haal Me Ai Sanam Rehne Dein
Teg Mat De Mere Haathon Me Qalam Rehne De
Main To Shayar Hun Mera Dil Hain Bahot Hi Naajuk
Main Patake Se Hi Mar Jaaunga ‘Bam’ Rehne De

Mahabuub Vaadaa Kar Ke Bhii Aayaa Na Dosto
Kyaa Kyaa Kiyaa Na Ham Ne Yahaa.N Us Ke Pyaar Me.N
Murge Churaa Ke Laaye The Jo Chaar “Sagar”
“Do Aarazuu Me.N Kat Gaye, Do Intazaar Me.N”

Na Woh Inkaar Karti Hai,
Na Woh Ikraar Karti Hai,
Kambakht Mere Hi Sapno Mein Aakar,
Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai…

There Was A Kid Who Had To Pee And Asked His Teacher
If He Can Go And Pee And The Teacher Said If U Receite
The Alphabet Then U May Go So The Kid Started To Say
The Alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z And
The Teacher Asked Him Where Is The P And The Kid Said “Running Down My Leg”.

Ye Post Khaas  Kar Newyorker Ke Liye Hai
Aaj Unki Shadi Hai Mubarak Ho Janab

Aap Jaldi Aaye Yahan Per Mitai De Jiye
Humara Zahar Pee Wala Koi Nahin Hai

Jab Bhi Mai Chat Pe Jaata Hoon,Bade Galat Waqat Pe Jaata Hoon
Tere Maa, Baap, Behen, Ya Bhai
Dete Hai Chat Pe Dikhai
Jab Who Dekhte Hai Mujhko, Mai To Buri Halat Pe Aata Hoon
Jab Bhi Mai Chat Pe Jaata Hoon,Bade Galat Waqat Pe Jaata Hoon

Kabhi Paunche Paseene Ko
Kabhi Dhakata Hai Soorat Ko
Kabhi Gaalon Ko Choota Hai
Kabhi Munh Lag Ke Rehta Hai
Kabhi Kaleen Ban Jata Hai
Kabhi Godi Main Sota Hai
Tere Haathon Ko Sehlata
Satata Mujh Ko Rehta Hai
Aise Sar Na Chadhao Tum
Dupatta Hai Mera Dushman
Tumhare Darmiyaan Har Dam
Kyun Yeh Besharm Rehta Hai………

When I Call You
1st Ring Mean I Love You
2nd Ring Mean I Miss You
3rd Ring Mean I Care You
4th Ring Mean I Need You
5th Ring Mean
Behre Phone To Utha

Uff In Ladkiyon Key Nakhre
Banatey Hain Ladko Ko Bakre

Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre
Kabhi To Koi Ladka Inko Parkhe

Mithaiwala Husband Writes Love Letter To His Wife:

Hello My Dearest Rasgulli
Whenever I See Your Eyes I Miss My Ras Malai
Your Cheeks Are Like Strawberry Barfi,
Your Lips Are Like Pendaas
Ears Are Like Kaju Katri ,
You Taste Like Kesri Jalebi
Your Lovely Smile Looks Like A Packet Of Ghund Paak
And To End It All, Because Of U, Now I Have Diabetes.