Can I Come Out To Play

Please Can I Come Out To Play?
The Ironing Can Wait For Another Day?
Can I Do My Hair All Tidy And Nice
Can I Go Out And Parade My Sugar And Spice?

Can I Shake It Down Till My Feet Are Sore
From Wearing Pinchy Shoes From The Shoe Zone Store
Can I Drink A Cocktail Or Some Lavish Champagne
Can I Give My Lbd An Airing Again

Can I Get Up To The Kids At Six The Next Morning
Can I Wipe Off Mascara As I’m Half Asleep, Yawning
Can I Make The Breakfast Feelng A Little Worse For Wear
Can I Try And Force A Comb Through My Over Laqured Hair

Can I Distance Myself From That Motley Crew
Who Painted The Town Red Because It’s What They Do? ? ? ?

A Dvd It Is Then And A Bottle Of Nice Red
A Book Before Bedtime, Then Tuck Me Up In Bed

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