C++ Program To Propose A Girl…

#Include<Std Isd Pco.H>
#Include<Love.H>
#Define Cute Beautiful_lady

Main()
{
Goto College;
Scanf(“100%”,&Ladies);
If(Lady ==cute )
Line++;
While( !Reply )
{
Printf(“I Love U”);
Scanf(“100%”,&Reply);
}
If(Reply == “Gaali”)
Main(); /* Go Back And Repeat The Process */
Else If(Reply == “Sandal “)
Exit(1);

Else If(Reply == “I Love U”)
{
Lover =cute ;
Love = (Heart*)malloc(Sizeof(Lover));
}
Goto Restaurant;

Restaurant:
{
Food++;
Smile++;
Pay->money = Lover->money;
Return(College);
}
If(Time==2.30)
Goto Cinema;

Cinema:
{
Watch++;
If(Intermission)
{
Coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
If(Time ==6.00)
Goto Park;

Park:
{
For(Time=6.30 ;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)
Kiss = Kiss+1;
}
Free(Lover);
Return(Home);
If(Time ==9.30)
Goto Pub;

Pub:
{
Friends++;
Party++;
Booze++;
Smoke++;
If(Pub.Close())
{
Pay->bill;
Come->out;
}
}
If (Highly->intoxicated)
Goto Friendsroom;
Else
{
Sweetpan++;
Polo++;
Goto Home;
}

Friendsroom:
{
Goto Sleep;
}

Home:
{
If(Mom.Shouts())
{
Reason=(Combinedstudy || Projectwork || Friendsbday);
Say->reason;
}
If(Dad.Shouts())
Shut->yourmouth;

Call->lover;
If(Phone->voice==(Lover_dad->voice
||lover_mom->voice))
{
Hang++;
}
Else If(Phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
For(Time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
Say->iluvu;
Scanf(“100%”,&Reply); /* “I Love U” Already Stored In
Reply */
}
}
Goto Sleep;
}

Sleep:
{
*(Dream)=love;
}

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