Bade Dhyan Se Suno

Ek Sher Sunata Hoon, Bade Dhyan Se Suno,
Mujhe Sher Nahi Aata, Kisi Aur Se Suno.

Neil Armstrong Chaand Par Gaya Aur Farmaya,
Ye Saala Idhar Hawa Kyun Nahi Aaya.

Yae Jhulfae Hain Tumhari, Ya Resham Ke Baal.
Kitne Khusnasib Hai Yae Choohain
Jo Kutar Raheinh Hai Tumhari Baal.

Soldier Soldier …. Pressure Cooker Khol Kar,
Sabji Mera Udda Le Gaya…..

Darwaja Khatkhataya , Laga Ki Mere Dil Aaya.
Khola To Dekha Ki Bijli Ka Bil Aaya.

Khud Ko Kar Buland Itna ,
Ki Himaly Ki Choti Pe Jaa Pahuchae
Aur Khuda Tumse Pooche
‘Abe Saale Niche Kaise Jaayega’

Jise Dil Diya, Woh Dilli Chali Gayee
Jise Pyar Diya , Wo Itly Chali Gayee
Tab Man Ne Kaha Khud Khusi Kar Le Jalim
Tar Ko Chooya To Bijli Chali Gayee

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