Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula

Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula
Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko Utha Ke Laa

Karni Hai Shaadi Heroine Banegi Apun Ki Wife
Settle Karni Hai Jindgi Bole To Mast Ho Jaayegi Life

Jab Aayegi Dulhan Accha Khaana Pakaayegi
Circuit Bola Bhai Jaan Par Mina Dhabewali Naraz Ho Jayegi

Biwi Badi Pyaari Bole To Bikul Bachhi
Phir Na Jaane Kyun Lagti Hai Baju Wali Acchi

Kuch Saal Guzrege Sasuraa Saala Ash Karega
Anna, Pakiyaa Ko Chod Ke Sala Apun Apni Wife Se Ladegaa

Wife Jab Zyaada Natak Dikhaayegi Doonga Kaan Ke Niche
Biwi Tujhe Pata Nahi Abhi Bhi Jaya, Shaalu, Hai Mere Piche

Bankas Nahi Zyaada,Cricket Team Ki Amma Tujhe Banaaogaaa
Ek Ko Salaa Laden To Dusre Ko Daud Banaaooga

Interpole Ki Police Meri Beti Ka Pichaa Karegi
Lady Don Banke Duniyaa Me  Naam Roshan Mera Karegi

Aye Circuit Dekh Dekh Aaj Bhi Apni Wife Maal Lagti Hai
Powder Lipstic Lagaane Ke Baad To Budhi Bhi Kamaal Dikhti Hai

Aaj Bhi Apun Us Bhayanak Ghadi Ko Yaad Kartaa Hai
Jab Bhi Apun Apni Marraige Ka Certificate Dekhta Hai

Saari Umra Beet Gayii Saala Ek Jawaab Dhoodne Me
Expiry Date Kidhar Hota Hai Sala Marriage Certificate Me

Koi Bataaoo Mujhe Is Chudael Se Bachaao Mujhe
Aye Nahi Banaa Mujhe Kisika Pati Munaabahi Phir Se Banaao Mujhe

–Aashique

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