Ambara Te Chaad Ke Saadi Dor Chaadainga
Pata Nahi Si Saade Naal Inj Vair Kadaainga
Tere Naal Vaadh Saahnu Koyi Vi Kareeb Ni Si
Tere Kolo Yaaara Sahnu Eho Ji Ummed Ni Si
Baap Ki Asli Khidmat Karna
Pappu Sadak Par Jati Ek Aurat Ko Goor Raha Thha.
Aurat: "Dekhta Kya Hai? Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hun"
Pappu: "To Main
Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho G