Ae Do Jahaan Ke Maalik, Mera Ye Kaam Kar De,
Mere Yaar Ka Daaman Bepanaah Khushiyon Se Bhar De,
Milan Ka De Mauka Ya Zudaai Ka Naseeb Kar De,
Mera Yaar Dauda Aaye, Bus Dua Mein Ye Asar Kar De !
Baap Ki Asli Khidmat Karna
Pappu Sadak Par Jati Ek Aurat Ko Goor Raha Thha.
Aurat: "Dekhta Kya Hai? Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hun"
Pappu: "To Main
Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho G