A Man Is A Luxury

I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man
I’ll Get One Later
If I Can.

I Do Not Need
A Man At All
I Do Not Need One,
Short Or Tall.

Not In A House,
Not In A Van,
I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man.

Not On The Couch
Not In My Bed
I’d Rather Sleep
Alone Instead

I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man
I Tried It Once ~
He Turned And Ran

I Do Not Need
One Here Or There
I Do Not Need
One Anywhere

I Do Not Need
A_ _ _ _ing Man
There Must Be
A Better Plan

Not One At Work
Not One At Play
I Do Not Need One
Night Or Day

I’ve Said It Once
I’ve Said It Twice
A World Without Them
Could Be Nice

Black Men, White Men,
Men In Blue
I Am Through With
All Of You

Even Though They
Make Me Drool
I’m Not A Fan Of
The Dating Pool

I Would Not Could Not
Be A Fool
Even For The
Biggest Tool

Now Thanks To
My New Vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing Man
I’ll See You Later

I’ll Try My Hardest
Not To Care
Even If He Stands
There Bare!!

I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man
That Is Where My
Plight Began

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