A Dilemma

A Dilemma
It All Started With My Teeth,
So Artificial Ones Went In;
Then I Had Trouble Chewing,
So They Replaced My Chin.

Then One Day While Out For A Walk,
Some Terrible Pain Hit My Knees;
But After Two More Operations,
I’m Now Walking Like A Breeze!

As Old Age Has Caught Up To Me,
The Docs Have Done Their Share;
To Replace Many Of My Body Parts,
From Hip Sockets To My Hair.

So When From This Life I Do Go,
I’ll Leave A Dilemma So Hard;
“will They Call The Undertaker,
Or The Local Junkyard

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01 Sep 2008 No Comment 1

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